Jon Stewart thinks the Democrats are brightsiding this election a little too hard.

[crashnova]

They're acting like that meme where you're sitting in a house on fire and saying everything's fine.

[bobwoods]

My wife has dumped almost all of her boyfriends

[civildiscourse]

"Load-bearing adverb" enters my lexicon.

[DarthBane]

Nope. They will double down. People with egos will always double down.

[jopo]

They almost can't stop acting like politicians.

[elizabethkuykendall]

Great. Trying to make us proud to get that participation trophy.

[mariyamwaniki]

Jon, you gotta pace yourself. He isn’t even in office yet. I really, really need you for the next 4 years. Breathe

[NagasiAmamampang-qsin]

Democrats: we have Taylor swift on our side. How can we lose?

[CoronaMacGuinness]

"Almost" only counts in Horseshoes and hand grenades.

[janicebreaux]

Love this guy! He’s so funny! I could watch him all day long.

[KMac]

Too bad we're not playing horseshoes.

[swngssc]

I did almost all my homework! I almost did biology, almost did chemistry, almost did my book report...

[lgoler]

File under cognitive dissonance. When you spend a billion and your ROI is 3 House seats, that’s called LOSING!

[claudelamoreux]

The Democratic Party: the party of jellyfish.

[mattsherlock]

I understand the impulse, I really do. We have to take our positivity where we can get it to keep from curling up and dying. That said, we need to keep in mind that we still have an uphill fight to win and to protect what we can till we win it.

[abeak]

2/3 of this country are exhausted with your pr, your policy and your audacity.

[nwsiren]

It's like being pregnant, either you are or you aren't, there's no in between.

[soldat]

The people who gave us participation trophies for little league games are now giving themselves a participation trophy for a national election. Super.

[jiemaixu]

Balance of power is still in Republicans hands.

[johnbea]

Of course they’ll try to spin it as a victory when it was really a pitiful defeat😂😂😂😂😂😂😂