Mishap Happens | Autocorrect Not So Correct | Blushed | Auto Correct Facpalm | Funny | Trash Talk

A random girl Helen messages Jerry about her spoilt beans. While chatting she gets embarrassed by the autocorrect feature of her phone. Check this funny autocorrect fails.

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Title: Mishap Happens
Genre: Funny & Trash Talk
Description: The rants about some mishap went to some stranger and mishap further happened

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Helen: I can't believe this!
Helen: The green beans are spoilt!
Helen: How can the store give me spoilt green beans?
Jerry: Um..excuse me?
Jerry: Who are you and what is it about the beans?
Helen: The green beans!! 😑
Jerry: Oh, yeah the green beans!
Jerry: But I asked “who are you”, too!
Jerry: You got an answer to that too?
Helen: I am Helen.
Jerry: Like Keller?
Helen: No!
Helen: I am Helen.
Jerry: Helen Helen?
Jerry: I mean just Helen?
Helen: Yes, and you got a problem with that?
Jerry: Oh no-no.
Jerry: Not really.
Jerry: But what am I supposed to do with the green beans?
Helen: Nothing!
Helen: No one can do anything about it.
Helen: They are spoilt!
Jerry: Right.
Jerry: They are spoilt. Very spoilt.
Helen: Exactly.. you can even see germination in them.
Jerry: I am sorry, I am not a biologist.
Helen: Even I am not looking for one.
Helen: All I am ever trying to say is that...
Jerry: I get it.
Jerry: You have got spoilt beans?
Helen: Oh Jesus! You're such a good reader of mind!
Jerry: Reader of text, I would say.
Helen: Huh?
Jerry: Yes.
Jerry: See, from the little talk we have had, I get only one thing- you got spoilt beans.
Helen: And my name?
Jerry: OH YES! THAT TOO.
Jerry: Hi Helen!
Helen: Hey, Tom!
Jerry: Tom? I am no Tom.
Helen: Oh-oh! 😶
Helen: Um... I am...sorry...
Jerry: Oh, that's a stale cheque now. 😑
Helen: A cheque?
Helen: Wait... I didn't give you a cheque.
Helen: Just my name and the beans.
Jerry: THE SPOILT BEANS!!!
Helen: Lord, yes yes. The spoilt ones.
Jerry: You know what? Forget about it.
Helen: Okay..um..this is awkward.
Helen: But we could just start over.
Helen: I mean, hey! What's your name?
Jerry: It's Jerry.
Jerry: Jerry Green.
Helen: Are you kidding me?
Jerry: I would do what?
Jerry: Kid you with my name?
Jerry: Like really? You think that?
Helen: No.
Helen: I am looking for Tom.
Helen: And you're Jerry!
Jerry: So, you like cats more than mice, huh?
Jerry: That's cool information!
Helen: What, am I assembling some Cartoon Network characters here?
Jerry: For that, you'd need Scooby-Doo...
Jerry: And Pokemon...
Jerry: And Ben Ten...
Jerry: And.
Helen: End it there!
Helen: I don't want any more “and”s.
Jerry: I swear to God, you are one weird lady!
Helen: Me?
Helen: Oh no-no. Please! 😄
Jerry: Hey, I said weird and not amazing!
Jerry: Mark you there.
Helen: Oh, I didn't see that W-word there.
Jerry: Well!
Jerry: You're Weird.
Jerry: Why would you text me up with that news of your beans?
Helen: Heaven's sake, SPOILT BEANS!
Jerry: Oh, I am so not doing this!
Jerry: Yes, your spoiled little beans!!!
Helen: Oh, I just...just thought.
Helen: I might just, you know, warn you!
Jerry: Warn me?
Jerry: What kind of warning?
Helen: Maybe a little warning against the Supermarket that sells spoilt green beans!
Jerry: Dare not say those three words again!
Helen: Which three?
Helen: Spoilt green beans?
Jerry: Oh my God!!!!
Helen: Oh, Lord! We're never talking again.
Jerry: I bet, no!
Helen: All I want is fresh green beans!
Jerry: I thought we had a NEVER-TALKING-AGAIN pact!
Helen: Yes.
Helen: Okay, see here's the deal!
Jerry: Uh-huh?
Helen: I either want fresh green beans or peas!
Jerry: Well, I don't care...
Helen: The fresh penis will do perfectly for my soup!
Jerry: What?
Helen: No no. I meant penis.
Helen: Not penis.
Helen: Shit, this is autocorrected.
Helen: I swear to God, I meant penis.
Jerry: Aha? I am listening! 😗
Helen: No-no-no.
Helen: I just want penis.
Jerry: Why do you need a penis so badly?
Jerry: That too for your soup? 😂
Helen: Wait. I mean a fresh green penis!
Jerry: Wow! You've color preferences too! 😂
Helen: Hell, I am so not talking to you again. 😑