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Source Audio: Unknown P - "Fire In The Booth"

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[ukrainerussiaupdates]

American rappers: Drug Dealer
British rappers: Freelance Pharmaceutical Distributor

[SuperMaanas]

He doesn't destroy you, he separates your atoms and rearranges them in smaller parts 10 meters away

[ChrisScottNI]

''Charlie, I'm about to take them to the chocolate factory''

That accent killed me.

[CartoonyGames-Roblox]

"It feels like sort of being in the middle WWII again y'know?" man speaks with experience

[whooperforsupper]

He doesn't hurt your feelings, He quickly dismantles your emotions in a hurtful state.

[Burger]

He’s not punching you, he’s forcefully giving you a massage with his fist.

[pistolpete]

He ain’t roasting, he’s impolitely mentioning his opponent’s flaws.

[JenniBruceisonline]

American rappers: Swears all the damn time
British rappers: *Ascends to heaven*

[blockowool]

He doesn't kill you, he shortens your life span to his liking.

[vimanjo]

He doesn’t cheat he just bends the rules in his favor.

[RealChickFilA_]

He doesn't swear, he just says rather inappropriate words to express his feelings about something.

[BeetleShows]

He doesn't make fire. He makes the rapid oxidation of a material (the fuel) in the exothermic chemical process of combustion, releasing heat, light, and various reaction products

[FUCKTSERIES]

"Shout-out to Martin and Tabatha, currently in the pen for tax evasion"

The worst crime in Britain you can possibly do

[madmaddox]

This man wrote his lyrics with a feather and ink

[Picklejarstopmotions]

He doesn’t rob you he empties the compartments of your pantaloons

[Klown_Meat]

He doesn’t ask you to give your wallet, he politely asks you to empty the compartments ye pantaloons

[XParadox]

He doesn't kill you, he politely revokes your physical capabilities to live.

[Y.H.W.H]

He doesn't insult people, he just announces people's insecurities in a rather loud manner

[Zephyrus__]

Lyrics:
Ridin’ round in a rover, If I see Ops then it’s over. I’ll send that man straight to Jehovah when I take shots like M. Sharapova. Doin’ up tennis, call man Dennis I’m a menace. Doin’ up olives in Venice big man ting I’m bigger than Ben is. STOP IT! Otherwise, Unknown P might bash man’s head straight down like a Bop-It, so make like a Freddo and hop it, Your girl is 4”4 and got bare hair on her toes like a Hobbit. If I see her in the club, then I’m doing up AJ, the way I weave and bob it. And I never had porridge at Nans, because it’s oh so lumpy. And if Ops wanna throw some hands, then I just draw from the pumpy! “Look at me, I’m Unknown T!”
“I’ve got braids and a deep voice! And when I bend my and dig it, I really hurt my knee joints. Gotta song called “Throwback”, but my girl got no back”. And if you wanna talk Unknowns, then you better talk P just know that!

[_F-n-a-f_]

I’m trying harder to memorize this than my 50 states