Subway Pitch - SNL

Two employees (John Krasinski, Beck Bennett) have trouble welcoming a new co-worker (Andrew Dismukes).


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[jaredrobison]

Ok the coordination and unison of John and Becks Jingle kinda blew my mind

[imfromdowntown]

Subway’s new print ad should be “We’re Subway. We don’t do bareetus here.”

[hudsonthecozy]

John Krasinski's sleazy Boston Italian accent and mannerisms are absolutely spot-on. Very impressive.

[MC-xvtn]

The out-of-style, vintage suits, are the perfect touch for John and Beck lmaoo

[jaymichelle]

It was John Krasinski’s accent & delivery of “this a fetish..” and Kenan & John trying not to crack for me😂

[DeltaEcho]

Imagine John and Beck annoying everyone at the SNL offices rehearsing that song.

[TheCapedWanderer]

John’s voice is literally out of control.
Ehh you don’t bring Subway into the twenny-twennies with a bowla saLAMi, arright? You do it with a STAWRRY

[bethanyvillero]

Beck’s wig style has been all over the place today haha!

[alyson]

“You get off by watching people eat a bowl of ham?” 😂😂😂

[ArsynZ]

Andrew Dismukes looks like a discount John Mulaney clone that hasn't matured yet.

[peaches]

I’m just shocked this had nothing to do with “tuna”

[tylerphillips]

Surprised this didn't get very existential like the other corporate rebranding sketches they did for Barbie and other companies.

[over]

Kenan has aged since his first season on SNL less than John has since the last season of the office

[ryanrobertson]

That jingle will be stuck in my head all day.

[RealTalkAlexV]

“We’re the Jared guys” 😂😂😂 imagine actually being the Jared guy... big oof

[Rwtheking]

John is so incredible. He brings his A game to anything he does. From making his own horror movie a Quiet Place with his wife to pulling one of the best SNL performances ever from a host. Dude has talent and skill from hard work.

[MegaKaiDude]

Oh my God I thought the protein bowl was a joke. I died when I found out it's real lmao

[glong]

Five Dollar Footlong Original Jingle

Subway is a sandwich restaurant
We're known for small jeans Jared
So if you want a sandwich
Then Subway is an option
If you have five dollars then
You can buy a sandwich
But it won't get you cookies
Or Baked Lays or a soda

[ginger_nosoul]

Subway executive: lets try a protein bowl...

[Annibals]

The kid looks like a malnourished Tom Holland