As a teacher, what was the biggest lie you heard a student say? 🤥🤔

As a teacher, what was the biggest lie you heard a student say? 🤥🤔

I’ve been teaching for nearly 20 years, and my favorite lie still comes from when I was a brand-new teacher. A student showed up to class with his hand bandaged and a doctor’s note in hand. He claimed, “Last night, my computer blew up, and the shrapnel injured my hand, so I couldn’t finish the homework assignment that was due today.” I glanced at his hand, and the bandage was so loose it was barely hanging on. No competent doctor would have done such a sloppy job. It was clear he had tried to bandage it himself and struggled to do it one-handed. Then I examined the note. It was from a doctor’s office and read, “[Student’s name] has been seen for a ___ hand procedure.” The space between “a” and “hand” caught my attention. The word “minor” had been erased, but not well enough—I could still make it out if I squinted. I figured he probably had a wart removed or something minor earlier that morning. I didn’t need to point out the flaws in his story. I simply said, “I’m sorry to hear about your injury, but the assignment wasn’t due today. It was due two days ago—the day before your ‘accident.’” He quietly walked to his seat, looking like he was about to be sick.

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[PumpkinDashXD]

You know what kid, instead of F you get an E for effort

[Theyluvyukii]

Her: "the word 'minor' was erased"
Me: A

[ravens]

Drs don't wrap bandages. They get the nurse or medical assistant to do it. And even one handed it could be wrapped sufficiently.

[WizardFsh]

Why would you want white oreos? The black ones are WAY better

[MayroMama]

* seeing such a bad lie gives you DETERMINATION.

[micheleroberts]

In my fifteen thousand years of teaching I've never seen something so atrocious

[emmer]

“the shrapnel…” me immediately: ok tony stark

[ambermartin]

"3rd degree burns from candle wax." This was weeks after the supposed incident because she could never produce a doctor's note. She also healed in about 2 days, and revealed her amazingly fast healing skin (0 marks).
I do wonder sometimes if these lies are to cover up something embarrassing or worse that doesn't fit under the policies.

[monics]

How the hell did his mom let him leave the house like that

[Anyoneh]

The biggest lie ive sadi to a teacher was "im fine"

[Charleybear_tv]

Not my dumb butt immediately recognized fallen down in the background…thank Ranboo

[Elliotz]

* this song fills you with D E T E R M I N A T I O N *

[MayroMama]

* seeing such a bad lie fills you with determination.

[Efaiers]

Not a teacher but some boys in my period one English class ask my teacher for the Hall pass to “go to the bathroom” my desk is right in front of the door with the boys bathroom right in front of the door so I Watch as they turn away from the bathroom and a few minutes later they come back with chocolate milk for the cafeteria and say “they were selling chocolate milk in the bathroom!”

[justarandomguy]

Erasing minor sounds like something dr disrespect would do 😂

[Exoticbutters]

*Hearing Snowdin from Undertale fills you with determination*

[SurvivalMeAndYou]

its even more fucked up when you find out the teacher was in the wrong

[galaxystudiosgaming]

Did bro have a gasoline powered computer.

[Frankjcrd]

How to use a computer I told them that no matter what they've seen in TV shows and movies no button you press on a computer will ever make it blow up. It would be easier to explain that the computer blew up but in fact will not.

[stacyheidt]

The piano remix of fallen down goes crazy