Dr Bright is Not Allowed to Use This List as His Resume!

Largely due to the fact that he is begrudgingly stuck being immortal, Dr. Bright is known to be a jokester from time to time at the SCP Foundation.
There is a list of things Dr Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation.
This video explains one of those things including scp 682

#shorts

[SETHRX]

To be fair, with the list like that he could apply to any HR office on THE planet.

[coconutcyclops]

*Doctor bright wakes up*

The foundation: Here we go again…

[Dbunk]

I'm starting to realize that Dr Bright is more important to contain than most of their scps

[Frightmarelordofthenightmares]

The fact they won't let him leave the SCP foundation despite torturing them really shows how useful he can be at times.

[arushamshafeeq]

Dr bright: I almost caused an XK class end of the world scenario
Also Dr. Bright: what do you mean I didn't get the job

[SpiderboyAndCat]

I'm sorry what- 💀 did he really just do that-

[meganhash]

As someone with a slight Starbucks addiction, I'd love Dr. Bright as my barista

[renantemerin]

Bro...Wtf...Dr Bright...You work here in the Scp foundation! Who would even work for The Chainsaw Making Factory?!

[notacatjustahuman]

Dr Bright: You guys just won't let me do anything! I quit!

Dr Bright, an hour later with a wagon of things he's not allowed to do: So guess who's banned from Starbucks!

[o_o-]

Dr Bright could just ask the manager to hold his amulet & BOOM. his clone is now the manager.

[Mantis]

ADDENDUM: And no, Dr. Bright, you can't just apply to one of the other secret organizations because they already know about your destructive "antics" and want nothing to do with that.

Did you also know that Hallmark even has a secret line of cards about you? We didn't know either until the other secret organizations started sending them to us after one of your escapades.

DO YOU KNOW HOW GALLING THAT IS!

No matter how handy the Red Lobster gift cards turned out to be.

-The 05 Council

[SiteSeries]

Gosh darn it bright, stop PUTTING LAXATIVES IN THE BREAKROOMS COFFEE!

[datfurryboi]

Dr Brite has to be my favorite he is just the kind of person who will do anything to entertain himself

[tacoman]

I'm a bit surprised that the Foundation has never gotten sick of Bright's antics and put him in "timeout". By shooting his current host and locking the amulet away in a box for a year or five.

[Joseph]

Dr bright: *blinks
The foundation: nope you're not allowed to do that.

[solarisprime]

Dr. Bright wakes up and chooses chaos
His head pops off the pillow and he says
"How can I make the world more interesting today?~"

[turbohawk]

That's our Dr. Bright.

Never a dull moment with him.

[ZoanBlade]

"You know, one day I'm going to get sick of this place, and leave this universe behind, right?" - Dr. Bright in the following interview

[BackroomsDatabase]

If Doctor Bright were to quit the Foundation, he'd probably write a book about his time at the SCP.

Foundation: Things Dr. Bright is not allowed to do at the foundation. Dr. Bright isn't allowed to quit and write about his experiences as a book.

Dr. Bright: HA! LOOPHOLE! It's a graphic novel!

O5-council: F[REDACTED] You, Jack.

[yourlocalsonarian]

Things Dr. Bright is allowed to do:
1.Breath
2.Breath
3.Breath