3 times Jesus stole stuff from other people #shorts

Originally posted: 01/13/2021
More bonkers bible stories!

Transcription:

All right, let's look at three times Jesus stole stuff from people. Welcome to Bonkers Bible Stories. What is this, part four? I'm using the word stole a little bit loosely because he didn't always keep the stuff, sometimes he just destroyed it, so let's call this his rap sheet of property crimes.

And I'm not even going to count the one man riot through the temple. That time he got mad at a fig tree for not having any figs when figs were out of season so he killed it with magic. Somebody owned that tree, boss. Here's hoping Jesus doesn't come to your house and kill your blueberry bushes because they're dormant in the winter.

That time he sent his buddies to nab him a donkey so he could ride into Jerusalem especially humble. Fast forward to millennia and it's like saying, "Look at that 1980s Corolla, you could hot wire that pretty easily." If anyone says, "What the hell are you doing?" Tell them you're on a mission from God. And the fact that the owners did ask what they were doing and didn't stop them does not make it not theft.

That time he used demons to drown 2,000 pigs and then didn't really give it a second thought, perhaps because the owners of the pigs wouldn't have been Jews and Jesus was known to be, what shall we say? Ethnocentric. But that's for another video. Come along if you want to, or unfollow, I'd understand that too.

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[TheSightOfTheStars]

Thanks for posting these to YouTube, always on board to look at Biblical stories from a new perspective!

[jacobthompson]

“…or unfollow. I’d understand that too.”

Bro, I’m currently trying to figure out how to follow twice 😂😂😂

[RoseyRebellion]

My new response to everything, "I'm on a mission from God."

[kkovpds]

“ or unfollow,
I’d understand that too “⭐️

[reysteinke]

This is about 75 percent accurate . The demons begged to go into the pigs after saying “ are you here to torment us before our time.” And “we are legion.” And stuff like that . Then the demons begged Jesus to send them into the pigs 🐖. Then the pigs ran into a pond . So that’s the demons fault but it’s the internet and you can say basically anything and leave out important details and people will believe, you like this gentleman . . . Anyway an interesting story about how demons want to take you further from God and wants to get you to harm yourself to death like the demon possessed pigs or the man from the caves .

[jdwilliams]

Following this guy cuz you never can tell what he's going to say.. lol

[andromedaspark]

If Jesus drowned 2000 pigs, and this is in the Bible...I don't see how he could be a good person. That's some horrible pointless slaughter of innocent animals.

[ChazWalkerWonders]

Pretty sure spectral evidence is inadmissable, and the fact that the owners didn't stop them, implies consent, so, unless you're arguing that he wasn't the Son of God, that's three non crimes.

Don't go flipping and tables over that revelation though.

[tanyabishop]

This is why they say don’t cast pearls before swine.

[zakbzak]

You can't steal what is yours. And the fact that the owner of the donkey gave it to them means it's not theft.

[Seven_]

Love a “liar’s smile”. Whenever someone is laughing or smiling inappropriately you know something is wrong.

[Rsharlan]

Jesus is the owner's son. It was his stuff before he lent it to the temporal "owners", see John 1. You can't take one part of scripture to support your jr. high insults, and not deal with the parts that contradict you.

[rogerracks]

Jesus can take whatever He wants! It's all His, *we* are all his! Have some respect clown 🤡