Morrowind Combat

#morrowind #elderscrolls #npc #comedyshorts

Emmett LaFave
Ben Stirek

[KS-dbwe]

"What's the matter? GETTING TIRED?!"

[SpookSkellington]

There's a wizard in the corner trying to blow them both up but...

"you failed casting the spell"

[baeyensraphael]

"Surrender now and I might let you live!"


I remember when i was very young i actually thought an imperial opponent would let me live if i stopped attacking him after he said that. Sadly I realized later it was just a random combat line

[Sentinello]

You should rest and meditate on what you’ve learned.

[Ninjetika]

Imperial: "You make this TOO EASY!!!"

*miss miss miss*

[glomann]

*start of battle, both sides unscathed*
"Your wounds are great!"

[TheEpicDuck]

“Your skill isn’t high enough to hit accurately”
Well how do I increase my skill?
“Use the weapon”

[datboi]

Should've been jumping while running; need to get acrobatics up.

[artursartemjevs]

When I hear battle sounds from Morrowind my brain automatically adds cliff racer screeching...

[sethsybrandy]

Innacurate: The run didn't look like you had a really weird pole up your rear.

[charlottejun-olm]

An inhaler is just a real life stamina potion I can't believe I never realized.

[belmontofastora]

*finally land killing blow*
Dying dark elf woman: "STOOPID"

[rhyethepie]

Inaccurate: their bodies aren't 75% legs.

[themanhimself]

Speak quickly LaFave Bro's, I haven't much time.

[endeavour]

I remember when i first played Morrowind i got killed by a naked nord with his fists because i had low fatigue and he kept knocking me down and stunlocking me because unarmed attacks drain fatigue and your chracter becomes temporarily paralysed if you try to drain from 0 fatigue. So this guy was naked and i was in all steel armour and he was just wailing on me for 5 minutes while i was stunlocked on the ground, doing 1 or 2 damage to me per hit.

[hans_____]

My first combat experience was fighting a rat with a dagger cause that's all I had. I died.

[Graknorke]

I like how every person makes the exact same mistake of sprinting into combat when they start playing this game. Shared experiences <3

[rickyspanish]

By the Nine! They didn't turn on always use best attack.

[SSJNeV]

I will never ever forget the sound of a missed weapon attack...that cliff racer died within the next 200 hit attempts tho

[szabolcsmolnar]

He needs an inhaler because he's a Dunmer and smokes 263637 packs of cigarettes a day.