NINTENDO SAYS, NO MORE

nintendo is going to take your bowsette away
oh hello there.

Timestamps
0:00 Nintendo Says NO MORE
0:46 Nintendo will not Use Generative AI
1:35 Nintendo Switch 2 Won’t Go Out of Stock
2:33 Kai Cenat House
3:04 RockYou2024
3:58 Authy Hack
4:47 Government Version of Windows 11
5:47 Amazon Bricking Astro Robots
6:20 ChatGPT Plain Text on Mac
7:37 New YouTube Tools

[calebtitler]

Ok so update, Nintendo isn’t actually going after rule 34, that article was altered to get more views, they were referencing an Mario cosplayer in Japan that was sending nsfw to minors on social media, that’s what they are taking action for

[youtoozboi]

Nintendo is about to learn the hydra lesson:

You cut off one head, two more grow back.

[Fr_ys]

At this point, nintendo is going to sue the internet.

[lukhwn]

Nintendo: We claim your NSFW art of our character.

Artists: So it's canon then that you guys will add Bowsette to the game?

[lilbirb]

In 5 years were gonna have headlines about Nintendo suing elementary schoolers for doodling Mario characters in their notebook during class.

[Sonichero]

Nintendo: *attempts to stop NSFW artwork being posted*
The Disney Porn Vault: "You utter fool"

[mrserket]

Remember when Overwatch went to war against R34? Yeah, Nintendos insane

[GrzegorzSobkowicz]

Theoretically, if they went after Bowsette, wouldn't that mean they acknowledge her as official Nintendo character?

[temple]

There's a small piece of information that the article about nsfw Nintendo content did not include was that the reason it was brought up by shareholders in the first place was that a Mario cosplayer was sending lewd images to minors a fact which was left out of the article

[PrismPoint]

Remember, Nintendo bought (and to this day still owns) a real live action Super Mario Porno starring Ron Jeremy to stop it from being distributed ever again.

[mathewricafrente]

No matter what Nintendo does, it's not gonna stop the Internet from making stuff with their characters

[sashamurashi]

Nintendo gonna sue trees because peaches grow on them

[ButFirstHeLitItOnFire]

Nintendo is going to learn the hard way, that not even their infamously dreaded legal team would able to halt flow of R34. In fact, there is mostly likely Rule 34 being made of their efforts to do as we speak, out of sheer defiant spite.

[HEROX]

Nintendo isn't going after fanart, the article conveniently left out parts that were in the Japanese text.

[NoFoxGvn]

Meanwhile the creator of Bayonetta, which is now a Nintendo property, just kindly asks you to make sure she's the top as it's against her character to be a bottom.

[SunshowerHeathcliffBeliever]

Nintendo wants to ban porn?
I’m sure that’ll go over well and won’t backfire horribly.

[inevitableanarchy]

Nintendo: "I heard your porn addiction is STRONG. Let me fight it!!!"

[theandonlydrmixxel]

Inconcievable. Do you understand the sheer amount of Nintendo R34 on the internet? Mountains I tell you. It's unlikely to follow through, and if it does the internet will explode.

[olderspice]

Additional info for the Nintendo NSFW thing that surfaced, apparently this comment was regarding a story that came out about a Mario cosplayer that sent inappropriate pics of himself to minors, and it was brought up during the shareholder meeting. Details were omitted somehow but some transcripts show the full context.

[glitchmakerygo]

So if Nintendo is uncomfortable about NSFW of their characters...
WHY IS THERE AT MINIMUM ONE NSFW GAME RELEASED ON THE ESHOP ALMOST EVERY WEEK?!
(Go check the news tab on the Switch and click the "what's new" articles, this isn't a joke)