How Speedrunners Broke Hitman's Bird% Trilogy Run

Speedrunning the entire Hitman World of Assassination Trilogy with only bird items.

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[solarashes]

i love that the silent assassin aspect of this nearly always involves blowing people up, shooting a bunch of guards(but non lethally), and just generally being very not sneaky lol

[Heavy-TF]

Duolingo when you lose the 5 year lesson streak:

[therealjammit]

Guard one: "It looks like this chandelier rope was severed by a bullet."
Guard two: "Yes. An obvious accident."

[theowlman]

There is something fascinating about everyone panicking over gunshots, accidental explosions, and falling chandeliers that no one notices a man in a flamingo suit causing all the mischief.

[Skelly]

This video is a masterclass in both Hitman and bird puns, truly a HOOT

[hackersource]

If this wasn't explained, it'd probably just fly over my head

[HEKVT]

Still can't get over "jiggle physics" being a legitimate Hitman speedrunning term.

[milesmathers]

Despite how rediculous this run is, he manages to maintain the documentary voice the whole time.

[Shiestey]

I laughed so hard at the absurdity of flashing a gun to make the guard look away. It’s like that scene out of a bank robbery movie (The Town, I think?) where a cop accidentally spots the robbers with masks on and he just slowly turns his head in the other direction

[Tweb]

Only the hitman speed running community would think of something so dumb, and turn it into a challenge that is so interesting.

[ArmundJay]

came for the goofy premise, stayed for the bird puns and fun facts

[IamSpacedad]

Somewhere around the guy in the flamingo suit knocking people out with a feather duster, I began to truly understand what kind of game Hitman is.

[fluidrose]

And I just watched an hour of a grown ass assassin in a bird costume complete 20 missions while bird puns were thrown around left right and centre, what a world we live in

[Pokemonlin]

It's been so long since an Aspecticor video that IOI patched out particles, apologized for taking them out, and patched them back in before this video came out. Banger as always!

[EShum]

This is the closest hitman speedrunners will get to the birds and the bees :)

[derpfluidvariant]

Dwayne's Johnson is an extremely intelligent penis joke and I respect the crud out of you for making the joke so nonchalantly.

[Tinivee]

"Next to the LOUDEST waterfall known to human kind-" killed me 9/10 assassination

[Baby_boodle]

This video certainly doesn't run *afowl* of my expectations, it pleasantly exceeded them 💜 This video gave me a bunch of giggles and I loved it. Thanks for making it!

[somedegenerate]

"We're going to Colorado, visiting the only farm that isn't growing weed"

As someone who lives in Colorado that one got a chuckle out of me

[xxiLink]

I was **NOT** ready for the level of punnery and number of double entendres in this video. I also feel like I learned a bit. I love that this is the first video I've watched on your channel. I've only ever seen you on the Hitman Horse vids. Good shit.