8 Ridiculous Hitman Secret Exits You Need to See

Hitman's Agent 47 is a master at leaving the scene of the crime undetected, and some of his secret exfiltration techniques are so weird, wacky and downright bizarre that witnesses aren’t going to be a problem, because literally no one is going to believe them. Here are our most ridiculous favourite secret exits in the newer Hitmans. Enjoy, and subscribe for more Hitman from Outside Xbox!

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[MunchKING]

I was NOT expecting to hear 47 go "Vroom Vroom" in that deadpan he does.

[JabRok]

The aliens don't need to probe 47, they can just scan the barcode.

[dallydaydream]

Okay so obviously the way Agent 47 goes "vroom vroom" completely deadpan in the Colorado exit is delightful, but I'm an even bigger fan of the fact that he pets the toy's head before he sets off <3 Such a noble steed

[MrJavixd]

The inflatable crocodile wanted those other crocodiles dead, no Hitman takes his request, and when 47 makes it, he return the favor by taking him home

[jolan_tru]

I do love that after "abducted by aliens" the various exfil methods get progressively less and less plausible.

[disguisedcyclops]

I love the fact that the child’s toy exit requires hallucinogenic drugs, insinuating that this entire exit is just agent 47 tripping balls 😂

[DirgeTV]

Can we talk about how chill the guards are with 47 just casually walking up to a riding toy, petting it and then riding off while making the noises completely in deadpan? I just feel like of all the random weirdness of the other exits, this one really just goes off the rails in just how hilarously bizarre it is.

[ricoaioa]

The weird ones are all great, but the way he take a step forward in the air to jump off the window is just amazing. It looks like he is starting a "silly walk" 🤣

[rickhealey]

ICA: Miss Burnwood, do you ever wonder why your agent seems so fond of rubber ducks?
Diana, watching 47 leave Colorado on a blue riding toy: No, I really don't.

[rudebodega]

I love how these games don’t take themselves too seriously. The devs know their player base well: we all enjoy a good SA/SO run, but it’s just as much fun to do the most ridiculous stuff possible. As long as the contract gets done there’s no “wrong” way to play Hitman

[Flarflenugen]

My favorite one is when you get high on hallucinogens and feed the dragon toy on Colorado.

The "vroom vroom" from 47 as he leaves on it is great

[dddawson]

Clearly you needed to destroy the first 18 inflatable crocodiles so no one would be able to pursue you.

[SolaScientia]

Time to replay these levels just to try the secret exits.

Edit: I just choked on my lunch when 47 made the vroom vroom noises on the toy exit in Colorado. I definitely need to go do that one for sure.

[altothesting]

I could just imagine the confusion Diana would have had when 47 used one of the secret exits

[The_Fordster]

I love with the Marry Poppins one they just put 47 in a still default pose and just consistently slide him upwards with the umbrella

[WJones-nqcv]

Cop: so uh what happened?
Witness: he was in a flamingo suit and just flew away man!
Cop:...

[aerongray]

i was expecting the flamingo flight, i was NOT expecting 47 to be abducted by aliens and look so bored by it

[TheSparklyMisfit]

Agent 47: Described as the most precise and dangerous man on earth

Also Agent 47: Vroom Vroom Vroom, Ding Ding Ding

[memeweirdguyn.]

I like to imagine Diana in all this exits mutes the audio in her end and burst into laughter

[RepKyle]

I honestly would love to see a Hitman game where the aliens that abducted him hire him as an assassin, but all the levels are sci-fi on other planets and you have to use a completely new disguise system to blend in with all the weird aliens.