Futurama - 31 Random Jokes to get You through March

[NoNameAtAll]

0:07 "nope, straight line"
says the guy that would travel 2 universe cycles forward

[SmudgeThomas]

"You can't have your characters just announce how they feel; that makes me feel Angry!"
Glorious

[qinshihuang]

"i've got a degree in homeopathic medicine"

"you've got a degree in baloney"
😂😂😂

[splitjawjanitor]

"It took an hour to write, I thought it'd take an hour to read!"

As a writer and chronic procrastinator, I felt that one.

[FraterOphionoi]

"No one drove in New York. There was too much traffic."

Underrated brilliance.

[TheAussieJPLoco]

"Ability to command the loyalty of Sea Creatures?"
"Hey Zoidberg get in here!"
"SCREW YOU!"
😂😂😂That one always gets me

[sharkdentures]

"I am SO embarrassed. I wish everyone else was dead." - Bender? I can SO relate!

[senilegoldsmith]

Leela's officer ID being "one beady eye" rocks. 2 in one, there

[athroughzdude]

"I figured time was cyclical"

The funny thing is that guy was right, but the scale was so massive that it wouldn't have worked out.

[wattsnottaken]

3:50 I could not stop laughing at this. Bender:”I better carve a shiv for protection” 😂

[battlesheep]

"Come, Bender, you'll like being dead"
"That's what they said about being alive!"

Mood AF

[CasualQuasar]

"THATS IMPOSSIBLE because my time is WORTHLESS!"

Gets me every time!

[nerdatello]

the delivery from west when fry tries to gnaw off his own arms (6:05) is probably one of my favorite moments; the sounds he makes are so stupid but it gets me everytime

[Czar_Dude]

4:33 belligerent and numerous gets me every time

[john_blues]

"First he steals my body, now he's touching my stuff." So many questions 😂🤣

[spriggs_fm]

Futurama really came at you with 10 layered jokes a second... And every single one hit.

[Thoroughly_Wet]

"Don Martin III went Kaflooey" is another joke in there I know some people miss. Don Martin drew comics for MAD magazine that had characters with exaggerated characteristics such as large feet and noses, and used onomatopoeia like "Kaflooey" or "sprigoing"

[jochenstacker]

I adore the idea of Leonardo da Vinci being a moron on his home planet.
I would say "today I feel like da Vinci on his home planet" sometimes, but no-one would ever get that reference.

[NexnDystxpia]

"Nothing that wouldn't be waste of your time."
"That's impossible because my time is worthless."

Likewise Fry, likewise. * Sigh *

[itookthewooockkk]

1:02
“Come bender, you like being dead”
“That’s what they said about being alive”

Truly magnificent lol