Futurama - 30 Random Jokes to get You through June

[Jakeonkuningas]

"Sir! I volunteer for a suicide mission sir!"
"I like your enthusiasm, but under me every mission is a suicide mission"

[lernreed]

Leela telling Bender that she likes him and specifically what she likes about him is oddly one of my favorite moments from the show. It’s just so wholesome.

[misterwolf]

-Turanga?
-That's her name, Philipp
-Philipp?
But they know everybody else's names.

[greubermeister]

"Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you've got nice cans"

[pricerowland]

"No, get out." This show is the best thing to ever happen to television.

[nathanblackburn]

Y'know it never really occurred to me that Fry and Leela are their last names considering how infrequently their first names are used like they rarely call each other by their first names.

[sethiddings]

"My 2 favorite things are commitment and changing myself." Hahaha what a great line. Gotta use this one.

[WilliamAndrews]

But we are only 13 hours into June, and I'm already done with the Jokes! WHAT NOW?

[joels]

Man, “Shut up and take my money” is an all time great line, but I’d kind of forgotten how on point, “My two favorite things are Commitment and Changing Myself” is

[jameseddleman]

"You killed my lawyer"
"You're welcome!"

[DrewSavo]

4:31 Cease fire! Mom called off the attack! Although I don’t see how its her....
*SOMEONE SAID

[alexsmallwood]

(Professor outs on the hazmat suit to use the F ray)
“Now you may feel a slight stinging sensation.
…All of you”.
Absolutely hilarious

[donnie_fish]

Absolutely needed this, wouldn't make it through June otherwise

[Judicial_Cat]

I like how genuine Leela sounds when she tells Bender she likes him.

[EliasTressa]

Bender:Ah Hell-Er I mean heck
Robot Devil: It’s alright, you can say that here.
🤣

[WhkFinatic]

"Ambassador Moyven, you killed my lawyer!"

"You're welcome!"

I almost spat my drink out at that one. XD

[john_blues]

"I was having the most wonderful dream....I think you were in it.". Great subtle joke. 😂

[jukes]

"My eyes may not work, but at least I have two of them! AAAAHAHAHAHA!" 💀

[jakethehooman]

"Tooranga?! That's her name Phillip. Phillip?!" Never gets old

[hanscapon]

3:36 my favourite futurama joke made it into the compilation! it’s a sign of good luck for June