Futurama - 30 Random Jokes to get You Through April

[willappleton]

"No fair, you changed the result by measuring it" such a good joke.

[TBrizzle]

"Let me have one of your young on a roll."
"We're out of rolls."

This show is pure gold.

[bmstylee]

"Correct. There's no obligation. Unless of course war were declared"
"What's that?"
"War were declared."

[franciscopetrucci]

“headache with pictures” is my all-time favorite futurama joke, no doubt.

[smacksoftSMA]

For as clever as the writing is in this show. I find Fry being Dumb and the Professor being Old jokes to be the ones that make me laugh the most

[NewAgeComix]

"How's the job market?"

"Ruff!" Haha never caught that before

[Foxmagik]

"MOVE YOUR FREAKING HOOF YOU GOAT!!!"

Still one of my favorite lines.

[Jose]

"Please Fry, I don't know how to teach, I'm a professor!" Sounds like my collegue professors.

[pricerowland]

The amazon women's basketball joke is extra fun because they are nearly the height of the net. So they should obviously be able to dunk. Incredible writing.

[LolaSteininger]

- So, they’re trying to LEARN things?
- Right.
- Those BASTARDS!!

[Darkstar]

"Please Mr Nixon, we're appealing to your sense of decency."

(Everyone laughs)

[KJ-oflf]

If you watch it again Bender did actually see a 2 in his dream.

[Rtotalmagic]

The Twilight Zone parody consists of five classic Twilight Zone twists in exactly as many lines, and is all the better for it...

[birdoven]

"Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!"
God that joke never gets old, I tear up laughing every time i hear it

[davidteachout]

I just now got that bender was referencing Futurama when he said "Another classic sci fi show canceled before its time." The jokes are so layered its incredible.

[Flailwielder]

I just noticed the joke at 2:47. Fry says "no one likes them at first, but they'll grow on you", even though there are literally none left in the universe.

[samalvey]

"Oh, god you're killin' me! OH GOD, YOU'RE KILLING ME!"

What did you expect by provoking women who are ten feet tall and armed with giant clubs?

[AlcerusOfficial]

"Twice the size of three regular spheres" oh man I catch new jokes every time I rewatch this show, I love it

[kessiniktange]

I love that prosecutor bird. "Your Honor, the prosecution roosts."

[thebowlfosho]

"Why does Ross, the largest Friend, not simply eat the other five?"