The Second Emu War

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[Squiders]

Had a bunch of you requesting the intro from the last video as a video by itself, so here you go. If you've already watched it, well lucky you, you get to watch it again!

[rhystaylor]

"I don't know what the third Emu War will be fought with, but the fourth Emu war with be fought with sticks and claws"

[therandomcommenter]

If you've ever wondered why most us Australians live on the coast and practically all our infrastructure is there as well it's not because it's too hot it's not because it's too dry it's because the emus pushed us back and we've never been able to reclaim the territory

[chrisward]

“It’s an ugly planet. An EMU planet. A planet hostile to life!”

[LunarKnght]

I laughed my ass off. The marines only showed up via a MEU that was airlifted in because somebody told them the Australians stole their crayons.

[lachlanf]

2:52
Marine: "Have you got the *Crayons* "?!

Aussie: "We've got it sir!"

Marine: "Good, that's one less loose end". *Shoots the Aussie*

*Sad violin sounds*

[ronaldthompson]

The Starship Troopers theme fit perfectly, and laughed so hard i couldnt see after the assault ship arrived

[tommymarquant]

If some people are wondering, yes the Emu War is real.

[lolgamers]

i miss my grandpa, he fought 15 emu's single handedly with a golf stick.

[Sxx]

Sarge: The enemy may outnumber us 100 to one and be one of the most dangerous preditors known to man but we've been through worse.
Private: Sir Quartermaster says we're out of crayons!
Sarge: ...Good God in heaven, we're fucked.

[thearsonism]

Many Emus were hurt during the making of this video.

[ThBishop]

As an australian this video speaks to me on a patriotic level.

[cringelord]

I love how easily accessible actual combat footage is on the internet. Truly great respect to the cameramen.

[guysmith]

Lifting a carrier with UH-1s.
Never underestimate how far Marines will go to get a fresh pack of Crayons (Especially if there is a new flavor).

[XHero]

I was today years old when I realized I desperately needed an overly serious Emu War horde shooter game.

[TehKang]

I smiled WAY too hard at the marines going all in for their favorite food

[maurice]

I like to think that the epic music is actually diegetic and being blared by the Aussies in a desperate attempt to boost morale

[Mrkabrat]

"It's an ugly planet, an emu planet!"
Unknow combat journalist

[seanp.]

1:29 The didgeridortar is absolutely genius.

[drkinferno]

What I remember about the rise of the Emu Empire is... is how quiet it was. During the waning hours of the Emu Wars, the Emu Legion was discreetly transferred back to Brisbane. It was a silent trip. We all knew what was about to happen, what we were about to do.