Matteo Lane - American vs Italian Women

American and Italian women. 🇮🇹🇺🇸

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[unhhgram]

That was a great Kristen Stewart impersonation 🤣

[ellikatebeale]

The way he tucked his hair behind his ear reminded me of Bella swan LMAO

[lunarcorpse]

I don't think I've ever seen an actual person do that.😂

[mistynightlight]

He acted like Bella Swan from Twilight when he was acting like angry American girls lol

[wigginingeneral]

"I shouldn't have to tell you. You should already know."

[Prince.MNBEAM]

I did not know that 1/8th Italian in me was that strongly present 🤣

[ascosche]

OMG is that why I react the way I do? 😂 I need to take a DNA test bc I know I've got Italian in me I just don't know how much 😆😆

[RoseWood]

No like I’m Italian and there have been times where someone has left the milk out and I’ve gotten so mad

[marjorinestotch]

I started a story about my brother breaking the arm of our couch with “you wanna know something funny?” And from the other room my mom says “That was NOT funny” even though it was, it was hilarious but my mom was mad

[morrisahj]

I've heard you must be a brave person to marry an Italian woman 😂

[BaalFridge]

"Haha angry women"
-a gay dude

[paigeruskaup]

Spanish and German women are like that lol

[judithsixkiller]

Not in my old neighborhood! You'd see ladies taking off jewelry, sweaters, shoes, everything that they could be grabbed or held by, or that could be pulled up over your head for an easy beat down.

[beautifuldisaster]

I must be Italian I did a kit though no Italian found but most definitely I fight like an Italian woman must be a nj thing lol

[thecosmickfox]

I don't know what amarican girls he's talken about. The ones I know who got in fights would send people to the hospital. My high school had to switch to storiform cafeteria trays because one girl took out another girls eye with the hard plastic ones.

[reeblesnarfle]

Alot of valuable first place experience speaking.. .

[eyesack]

*scoffs*
you know what's funny?
*looks up and down*
children falling over and crying

[TheBlackstaff]

what's the difference between catfish and Italian women? one has whiskers and smells like fish, the other is a type of fish.

[JosephArace]

When are you doing a show in New York???