Matteo Lane - My Ex Girlfriend

My ex-girlfriend.

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[suhasinisingh]

Maybe she's the one who snitched on you after remembering the Winnie the Pooh cake you used to make her 🤣🤣

[DonDon-yter]

Imagine being told that someone is stringing you along...in the YARN SECTION🤣🤣🤣😭

[KungFuMonkeyy]

I love how Matteo laughs at his own jokes. It’s nice to see someone have fun with their set.

[halliehoffmann]

“Winnie the Pooh cake pan! Your coming home with me” 😂😂😂

[OneEyedDreamer]

Idk who the hell that one lady is with the high pitched laugh in the crowd, but I'm LOVING her and the comedians' laughs. Yes

[bellamin]

I would have broken up in the glitter section “surprise!” ✨ 🌈

[jppppp-fh]

Everyone I've ever met who worked at Michael's got fired for stealing

[jennybugsification]

Lol, my mom worked at Michael's for 25 years, and never realized every manager was gay, and they all knew eachother.. when I mentioned several other coworkers and managers were gay, she remarked, 'oh my goodness, that's why there was always so much drama..'🤭

Edit: My mom is 74, and when I noticed the love here, I told her about it. She blushed thru the phone 👵😊. Thanx yall

[keviiinramaaaage]

If you see a guy working at Michaels, TJMAXX, or Home Goods, generally speaking they are not of the heterosexual persuasion 😂

[dunyamedia]

The pure joy on your face doing an unplanned bit and having it killll

[busybeebekah]

Francesca could never look at yarn the same way again.

[heezypeasy]

"What is this? A Winnie the Pooh cake pan! You're coming home with me!" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[lizzielovett]

Every gay person has that one ex that just missed all the signs lol. Like I broke up with my only "boyfriend" after he kissed me.. like dude what does that tell you?

[truffeltroll]

What a fine clearly heterosexual man he is

[yaya]

He seems fun to be around 😆 lol. he’s cute

[planetless_moon]

I was caught VERY off guard by the “Francesca”

“Oh shit who am I gonna break up with??” -me, a francesca

[gigihide]

If you worked at Michael’s I think it screams “IM NOT STRAIGHT” but what do I know xD

[meaj]

To be Matteos one and only girlfriend would honestly be such an honour.

[Pisces]

My name is Francheska and I used to work at Michaels. 😂

[doctordisney]

I dont think I have ever seen a straight white man work at a craft/fabric store unless they worked there so their mom/grandma/girlfriend can get a duscount