Nothing Bad Ever Happens to the Kennedys

[ancientcultist]

First time I saw this scene I thought he would get shot.

[asare]

Joe Kennedy, failing to win in MA. The first Kennedy to ever do so lmao

[RegalRoyalWasTaken]

“Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedys!”

*MEET THE SNIPER*

[DAVINACANIS]

I never watched Clone High and this meme is the only context I have.

[Hyprzal]

Checklist:
JFK got hit in his head first ✅
JFK never did finish riding the car ✅
JFK was riding a convertible ✅
Didn't expect anything to go wrong ✅

[firebird]

HAHA HA HAAAHH! NUTHING BAAAD EVUH HAPPENS TO THE WWAAUG-

[someone]

The fact that there's nothing in the road makes this more funny

[Jack_The_Ladd]

List of bad things that happened to the Kennedy’s

* August 12, 1944 – Joseph P. Kennedy Jr. died when the BQ-8 aircraft he was piloting accidentally exploded over East Suffolk, England. (A BQ-8 was a B-24 Liberator converted into a radio-controlled flying bomb.

* May 13, 1948 – Kathleen "Kick" Kennedy died in a plane crash in France.

* August 9, 1963 – Patrick Bouvier Kennedy died of infant respiratory distress syndrome two days after his premature birth on August 7 in Otis Air Force Base, Massachusetts (the 20th anniversary of his father's rescue after the sinking of PT-109).

* November 22, 1963 – U.S. President John F. Kennedy was assassinated in Dallas, Texas by Lee Harvey Oswald. Oswald was later shot dead by Jack Ruby two days later. In 1964, the Warren Commission concluded that Oswald was the lone assassin. However, in 1979, the United States House Select Committee on Assassinations (HSCA) concluded that the assassination was the result of a conspiracy and that Oswald did not act alone.

* June 5, 1968 – U.S. Senator Robert F. Kennedy, on the night of his victory in the California Democratic presidential primary, was shot by Sirhan Sirhan in the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles; Kennedy died the following morning.

* April 25, 1984 – David A. Kennedy died of a drug overdose in a Palm Beach, Florida hotel room.

* December 31, 1997 – Michael LeMoyne Kennedy died in a skiing accident in Aspen, Colorado.

* July 16, 1999 – John F. Kennedy Jr. died when the plane he was piloting crashed into the Atlantic Ocean off the coast of Martha's Vineyard, Massachusetts. The crash was attributed to pilot error and spatial disorientation. His wife and sister-in-law were also on board and also died.

* September 16, 2011 – Kara Kennedy, daughter of Ted Kennedy, died of a heart attack while exercising in a Washington, D.C. health club. Kara had reportedly suffered from lung cancer nine years earlier, but she had recovered after the removal of part of her right lung.

* May 16, 2012 – Mary Richardson Kennedy, former wife of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., committed suicide on the grounds of her home in Bedford, Westchester County, New York.

* August 1, 2019 – Saoirse Roisin Kennedy Hill, granddaughter of Robert F. Kennedy, died of an accidental drug overdose at the Kennedy Compound in Hyannis Port, Massachusetts on Cape Cod.

* April 2, 2020 – Maeve Kennedy McKean, granddaughter of Robert F. Kennedy Sr., and Gideon McKean, her 8-year-old son, went missing during a canoe trip in the Chesapeake Bay.[18] McKean's body was found on April 6; Gideon’s body was found on April 8.

• November 1941 – Rosemary Kennedy, age 23, struggled to read and write, and she suffered from mood swings, seizures, and violent outbursts. In an attempt to cure or treat his daughter Joseph Kennedy secretly arranged for her to undergo a prefrontal lobotomy, which was seen as a promising treatment for various mental illnesses. Instead of saving Rosemary, the now-discredited procedure left her mentally and physically incapacitated. Rosemary remained institutionalized in seclusion, in rural Wisconsin, until her death in 2005.

* October 3, 1955 – Ethel Kennedy's parents, Ann and George Skakel, died in a plane crash in Oklahoma.

* June 19, 1964 – U.S. Senator Ted Kennedy survived a plane crash that killed one of his aides as well as the pilot. The small plane crashed in an apple orchard near Southampton, Massachusetts. The senator was pulled from the wreckage by passenger (and fellow senator) Birch Bayh. Kennedy spent five months in a hospital recovering from a broken back, a punctured lung, broken ribs, and internal bleeding. Following the crash, Bobby Kennedy remarked to aide Ed Guthman: "Somebody up there doesn't like us."

* July 18, 1969 – Ted Kennedy accidentally drove his car off a bridge on Chappaquiddick Island, Massachusetts, resulting in the drowning death of 28-year-old passenger Mary Jo Kopechne. In his televised statement a week later, the senator said that on the night of the incident he wondered "whether some awful curse did actually hang over all the Kennedys."

* August 13, 1973 – Joseph P. Kennedy II was the driver of a Jeep that crashed and left his passenger, Pam Kelley, paralyzed. Fellow passenger brother David A. Kennedy was injured.

* November 17, 1973 – Edward M. Kennedy Jr., age 12, had his right leg surgically amputated as a result of bone cancer. He underwent an experimental two-year drug treatment to cure the cancer.

* April 1, 1991 – William Kennedy Smith was arrested and charged with the rape of a young woman at the Kennedy estate in Palm Beach, Florida. The subsequent trial attracted extensive media coverage. Smith was acquitted.

* May 4, 2006 – Congressman Patrick J. Kennedy crashed his automobile while intoxicated into a barricade on Capitol Hill in Washington, D.C., at 2:45 a.m. He later revealed an addiction to prescription medications Ambien and Phenergan and pleaded guilty to driving under the influence of prescription drugs, sentenced to one year probation and a fine of $350.

[taco-bell-rey]

Live footage of Joe Kennedy III losing the senate primary to Ed Markey

[nicomoru]

You're laughing. Something bad happened to the Kennedys and you're laughing.

[kaidokiller]

English teachers be like “Situational Irony”

[gamertime]

i can think of something else involving a car that happened to the kennedies

[Liveandlearn]

Nothing bad ever happens to the Kennedy’s? Wow...guess you could say that’s pretty mindblowing

[DiscontinuedChannelOne]

im still confused on why he flipped over for no reason

EDIT: after 2 years, some dude in the comment said “if you look closely you can see the car steering off-road to the right (from our perspective the car going down) there are 2 rocks that could of been a possible result as to why it flipped over” - @A random quark

[GeorgeCowsert]

I love how the car just flips completely on its own; as if God himself saw the perfect opportunity to practice some divine intervention.

[cringeman]

Plot Twist: Something Bad Happened To The Kennedy


Edit: Yo This Edible Ain't Shi-

[savagefire]

J.F.K.: NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE KENNEDY’S
Gumball: My fellow Americans, I think we all know where this is going...

[redjirachi]

"Well Mr President, you can't say Dallas doesn't love you"
The actual last words JFK ever heard

[kbdoesntanimate]

The worst part about this joke is that it's not only referencing Jfk's assassination, it's also referencing the horrible luck the Kennedy family has

[liunr]

Literal brain worms in RFK Jr.'s head