NOTHING BAD EVER HAPPENS TO THE POSTAL DUDE

[GianniMatragrano]

Hey folks, I hope it's alright, I'm gonna start posting comments actually promoting the ways folks can support if they want to. No pressure or anything, don't worry, the memes aren't going anywhere if you don't.

1. *Patreon.* Just made it today. No special rewards locked away, it's just if you wanna support.

2. *Twitch.* Donations of $2 or more can request voice lines live.


To be clear, I only provide you with the voice acting audio (and a version of it with appropriate filters applied, like the Retro bitcrush effect on Duke or whatever), but I don't offer any services for music or video production or anything like that. You get the voice audio from me, and then you may go forth with it as you please. On personal commissions, I don't do impressions of characters I don't already have any material out demonstrating my impression of. This is to make sure folks don't get let down. I also don't accept commissions for characters I voice officially, such as Gabriel in ULTRAKILL. This is to make sure I don't get fired.

TLDR: The full scoop can be read on the Patreon page, but the TLDR is don't worry, I'm alright and the memes aren't going anywhere. Folks say they'd like to support, and frankly, I'm not exactly crushing it financially. Who am I to shoot them down?

But I wanna be very clear - I mostly just appreciate that all you folks enjoy the videos. I'm still blown away by it. *69K* of you as of today. *Fuckin NICE.* Donation or not, seriously, thank you so much.

[SJKlapecki]

"I like your funny words, petition man."

[codetato]

"I didn't know Valve had a shader for that!"

[jackhealy]

"Did somebody slaughter a video game series in here?

No, seriously I wanna know..."

[chessemchesse]

"We don't talk about that game"

-civvie 11

[lovebeinganowl]

"This can't be good for me, I don't feel great!"

[mrpiforever]

As someone who barely played Postal, I can still feel the heat from that dumpster fire to this day, no matter how far i stray from it

[theskyfoogle]

Not even the ghost of Gary Coleman can save him now

[kylehydeCA]

It's so weird that Running with Scissors skipped Postal 3 and made 4. I guess they're doing the Valve thing.

You're the one millionth person to make that joke! Have a Crotchy doll! <3

[epicdude]

We all know the real Postal 3 is actually Postal 2 Paradise Lost

[itspurplepaw]

"The gene pool is stagnant, and i'm the minister of chlorine."

[itsterminal]

Why they had to do this to him, he didn’t even finish the rest of his week yet.

[vmw]

MY DAY BE SO SHIT
THEN BOOM
GIANNI UPLOADS

[flawless_Cowboy]

"Nothing bad ever happens to the postal dude"

The courier: hold my platinum chip

[SilverState]

Remember, this was an 11 year coma. Not a game

[oceanman_]

I can't belive they gave the dude from paradise lost his own game

[zombiesalmon]

Narrator: “But something bad DID, in fact, happen to the Postal dude...”

[StarDustTF]

Postal 3 does not exist

Edit: thanks for the Tweet my dude

[OlaftheGreat]

"Nothing bad ever happens to the postal dude"

Truth is...the game was rigged from the start

[thebagelguy]

“Master chief, you mind telling me what you’re doing with that drip”

“Sir, styling on these hoes”