DON’T EAT GRASS

[mac__attack]

hank sounded like an exhausted father that has already told us 5 times prior to not eat grass

[moriaparrish]

I love how there’s not even an explanation, just pure panic 😂

[colressliker]

i clicked this expecting an explanation and got none

[matthewcitty]

the sheer amount of trust I have in a random man named hank from youtube is astounding

[saadinhalf]

Love that Hank just understands that there’s no point explaining to a Taylor Swift fan why they shouldn’t do something dangerous that Taylor even jokingly said

[CorpseQueen]

Hank sounded like he was yelling at Taylor from the crowd lmao. And the fact that he feels the need to tell people not to watch grass

[st.orville]

For anyone actually curious: grass typically has silica in it, which will permanently wear down your teeth and cause serious damage.

[Casual]

This man, right here, is losing his sanity in front of our eyes

[laserbeam]

The first eat graaasss, DON’T EAT GRASS! Got me🤣

[arvin]

Niel deGrass Tyson: _*sweat nervously_

[Psyche-uppk]

The way he talks is as if we already have grass on our hands 😭

[DangerDoom]

Excellent reason #1 to never eat grass: Dogs pee on grass, a dog has never pee'd on my i know of.

[TheParadoxVg]

Never thought I'd see the day Hank sold out to Big Salad

[matthewcolquhoun]

"Why can we eat salad, but not grass?"
-Socrates' famous last words, c. 399 BCE

[LucyHeartfiliaasdfghj]

"Why can we eat some plants but not other plants?" lmao

[lauren]

Me: at my cat who keeps vomiting it up after.

[Master_Therion]

That's a hard question! We should ask an astrophysicist, like Neil De *Grass* Tyson.

[KBTibbs]

I keep hearing "Don't eat grass. Don't eat grass." Well, what CAN we eat?

[Mr.FastZombie]

When I was around 4 years old, I saw Spongebob eat grass and then I did it.

[pcandrsn]

i'd never even thought about eating grass until you brought it up, and now i really wanna eat some grass. thanks Hank! 🤨