r/TiHi - oh no...

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[thelittlestpika]

Controversial take: Mermaids are a form of mimicry so it's just a fish that found out the best way to catch prey was to look like a human.

[Connection_Error-pxbn]

Fun fact: ostriches and emus can't tell the difference between humans and others of their kind, and will actively ignore others to attempt to flirt with people

[Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: Recently, some octopus and fish have been working together to hunt. There’s just one thing… The octopus will literally punch the fish on occasion. The octopus might be punching out of spite to punish a hunting partner that cheated in the past. Alternatively, it is also thought that doing this will either help keep the fish “more honest” or deter them from taking more than its fair share.

[WinterPains]

I actually saw that PS5 question, and the answers were all definitively "Follow through on your promise" with certain exceptions such as "If you can't afford it, sit him down, explain it, and see if you can compromise" otherwise he was being criticized and told that if he didnt follow through, he was making it clear to his son that he didnt respect him and that his word was worthless.

[Cruznick]

For the doorbell one: "Ding-dong Ditch" is what we call it in the Midwestern USA.

Edit: also seatbelt alarm silencers are really useful if you have something on the passenger seat. Some cars can't differentiate between a human and say a heavy bag of groceries.

[davidroddick]

"Babies are classified technically as a parasite."
And then they're born and the real leeching begins.

[_ksm]

Every time I tell someone a fetus is a parasite, they lose their ever loving shit and it’s the greatest thing to watch.

[garethscott]

12:05 is exactly how my sister stopped me from choking on spaghetti as a child because I accidentally inhaled it. My strongest memory of that moment is how bad her hand tasted and that it was the first thing I mentioned up on breathing again.

[seisogaijin]

16:05 I am SO DONE with people acting like "if you don't sleep together it automatically means you are in a failing relationship". NO it means you respect the eachothers needs!

if you truly love someone so much if they need to have their own bed to sleep well you respect that. sometimes people need their space to sleep. if your a couple who is also not doing the adult funtime it also isnt automatically a failing relationships, one or both parties might just not want to.

even as a joke I am sooo done with it

[RSSquid]

Happy epilogue for Vincente the tuxedo puppy: He was adopted three days later by a different family, after they read about his other family-to-be cancelling on him. That was in September 2020, so he's probably all settled in and happy by now :-).

[tyrongkojy]

The bears in the story are actually showing a good relationship. They both have (VASTLY) separate mattress needs, as shown in the original story, and are confident enough in their relationship to sleep in separate beds regardless.

[missnaomi]

I think that "food appointment" is a completely valid term, and I intend to use it.

[TvTrollByIvy]

The squigly chair reminded me of this one model here in my country, who was doing one of those house tours on a tv show and said completely seriously, with a straight face, that the reason for so many pieces of her furniture being acrylic and see through was so that she could "see if there was a ghost there".
In the same breath, she named a few 'fAmOuS pEoPle' that had dined on her apartament;

[Tribalfanx]

To be real: Have you ever heard Jeff Bezoz laugh? He legit sounds like a movie villain.

[sarahlovee]

You're 100% correct I am super jealous of the dice with little rubber duckies inside

[PhantomCatcus]

As a welsh person I am also terrified of our tradition

[bellablue]

The dice with ducks are adorable! I've had to stay away from dice, the giant jars at the movie stores (think blockbuster, though ours was like movie time or something) used to fascinate me as a kid, I know I'd want all the dice and that's a slippery slope to a housefull of choking hazards for my doggos

[alexm]

15:50 I have that kind of "fear" (it's more-so shyness, but same difference in this case), and that is mainly because i'm gay, so that could make things awkward with everyone (I'm not closeted, but I don't announce it to the whole world)

[alidan]

25:22 there is a legitimate use for a seat belt alarm silencer, my brother car is FAR to sensitive, and his laptop in the front seat is registering as a person, so he got one of these to shut it up.

[YourManMichael]

Spider-cow, spider-cow, does whatever a spider-cow does. Brings you milk, shoots a web, so look out here comes the spider-cow!