5 Things You Don’t Want To Hear Your Surgeon Say! #shorts #surgery

[hunterkiller]

Here's my favorite: "I butcher pigs, this is new to me."

[MamaBearBrock]

I heard them counting the scalpels and clamps before _and_ after my c-section and it was hilarious, comforting, and concerning at the same time.

[ceneblock]

My personal favorite is "oops"

This is especially true if you were supposed to be under general.

[lone_dragon]

Doc: it's okay josh, it's just a simple surgery"

Patient: I'm not Josh"

Doc: I know, I'm Josh"

[Thlilun]

Yeah…. That last one you NEVER want to hear!! My Mom has said she remembers hearing “OH SHIT” at least 2-3 times before they lost her for 7mins during the emergency c-section for my brother…. I’m the youngest, so yes she’s still with us and having issues with aging pains (bad osteoarthritis) now.

[zorrows_tale]

my personal favorite “this is my first surgery”

[scottmoore]

As a prior med student, I always enjoy your short and funny vids like this. Hilarious!
I'll share a joke a GI colleague pulled on a pt one time. So he's prepping to perform a colonoscopy on a pt. And as the nurse and anesthesiologist are setting up he asks the pt how they slept last night from the prep. Pt says, "Oh not to well, I was on the toilet all night." Then my friend replies, "You know I didn't sleep well either. I was up all night watching Youtube videos on how to do colonoscopies." Lol!!!
Of course the pt had a good relationship with my friend, and they both found it hilarious.

[brianech]

Dr Youn I honestly never cared about any of this until I found your channel, I really enjoy your content, and you are the one who got me to watch squid game, which was pretty awesome. God bless the work of your hands Doc, keep up the great work.

[ToniHunterOne]

I was 20 and in for a removal of a lump in my neck. They had me all wrapped up a my eye covered, but I was completely awake. The doctor already had and attitude about doing this biopsy. He brought in a visiting surgeon to i serve. Then he says, as he's cutting into my neck..."Yeah, you'd better leave that (a piece of eqipment) in here, just in case. If we release thus clamp too fast the artery could snap back and we could loose her ". What a bastard.

[ghoulishAlchemist]

i think everyone doesnt wanna hear any kind of doctor curse

[oranjmusemeyer]

I can top that! "Does she have a pulse?" The doctors had given up on reviving me and while still close by were talking amongst themselves (I could still hear but had no vision yet) when I startled the young nurse assistant cleaning up around me. I asked for someone to help me to the bathroom, great and insightful after returning from the dead I know! I couldn't get my body to move though and couldn't see and really didn't understand why! The nurse assistant screamed, "she just sopke!" And one of the doctors said in a very annoyed voice, "well, does she have a pulse?" As if I could speak if I didn't have a pulse, and I was going against his superior medical mind because he was certain I was dead! How dare I mess up his paperwork! While I had no pulse in my extremities yet they did get a pulse in my neck- I will never forget hearing, "yes, it's 57/23!" And then everyone moved back around me to work on me in a flurry. It was years later when I was talking to an ER doctor that I learned hearing was the last of the senses to go upon death. It took me a long to get over that doctor acting so bothered by my act of living.

[hellsworld]

I've heard the surgeon say, I need that- um... ah... and it took the nurse saying a bunch of tools before he was was YES THAT I remember thinking "so it happens in all professions"

[pvanpelt]

“We’re missing a sponge and a couple of instruments.”
“Which leg were we supposed to amputate again?”
“Guys—I think this is the wrong patient.”
“I’m still drunk from last night.”

[jeanharrison]

I heard "Oh Shit!" while having my ankle stitched up. When I asked what do you mean by oh shit? She said, "I'm not qualified to do layered stitching yet, I'm sure it's fine..." It wasn't. She should have stitched my tendon back together then my skin. Took weeks before another Dr would look at it after that. I never want to hear "Oh shit" during a medical visit again.

[pinklemonade]

I think hearing the doctor say anything at all is concerning - it means the anaesthesia's not working!!

[twentyonetortas]

"Hey can you bring up that WikiHow article gotta remember some stuff there before doing this"
the way my fear would spike up before i lose consciousness

[qqvivix]

I had rhinoplasty about a month ago
And 10 seconds before I fell asleep from the anesthesia I heard the doctor saying “ oh shit”
I was TRAUMATISED
Literally started screaming until I fell asleep

[trustmemysonisadoctor]

I was seriously sick with a "mystery illness", after a lot of lab work the specialist was looking at the report on my blood workup and said "I've NEVER seen this before!"

[purpleslog]

“Who’s been keeping count of the sponges?”

[mysticfire]

Right before surgery to open the arteries in my left leg, The surgeon initialed my leg. I asked why? He said "It's just in case we have to amputate it. We don't want to work on the wrong leg.". 😳