Is Random Better Than Nothing in Mario Party?

I've created the stupidest bot you can imagine to see if random inputs is better than Luigi doing nothing in Mario Party Superstars.

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Hi there! I'm j0rts (Ben), and I like to explore mostly pointless things in video games while playing them in weird, unconventional ways.

Despite my name, this channel has nothing to do with jorts. In fact, I've never even worn a pair of jorts in my life. I just find the word fun to say... j o r t s.

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[doctorreed_]

some of those 2v2 wins were FRAUDULENT. putting a normal human against a MALE GORILLA in a pizza-eating contest is clearly rigging the system. AND in that lava jump over the skewer minigame, they BOTH failed on the first jump attempt, which should really have been a tie, but then we again put the agility of a human against a gorilla. add both of those things with donkey kong WILLINGLY jumping into the hole in Pogo a Go Go, and we have an APE-SIZED CONSPIRACY on our hands!

[soulofflame]

Rosalina and DK in team minigames: *my back hurts from carrying you*

[EDoyl]

Waluigi wins by doing absolutely something

[littleguystar]

Luigi is like an old veteran you’ve supported for ages but Randy is a new kid who’s pretty bad but you can’t help but love to see the energy of

[TeknoThom]

Randy just ending it all on most of the minigames was honestly the best part of this. Had me laughing everytime

[Thecoolguy]

I love how in some minigames randy actualy seems like hes trying and just never played

[Beesiess]

j0rts sounds like a kindergarten teacher trying to do activities with Randy and Luigi but is slightly annoyed with their lack of skill and i am so here for it

[kenyon]

"The only way luigi wins is a tie"
Randy: *jumps*
"Randy wins!"
The timer: *enough time for Randy to fall*

[rageldith]

It could be interesting to see randy with an update where he can do more inputs per second

[isyyc]

ngl i was going for luigi but randy is just funny for some reason

[emerald_vixen]

I’m sure this has been said before, but for the team minigames (1v3 and 2v2) I feel like the whole team should have consisted of doing nothing / random inputs instead of having CPUs carry them

[truncatedGrip]

so proud of randy! he was a LOT confused but he had the spirit :')

[skarloey]

I feel sorry for Rosa and Donkey during the team games

[iau]

Sounds like the best strat is to just press A every once in a while. Should follow this up with "Wario wins Mario Party by randomly pressing A"

[Pumpernikkle]

I am a big Luigi proponent. No man wearing that much green could be bad nor a loser. Another great j0rts video, bravo.

[thecreatorofpc]

16:04 Seriously, is NO ONE gonna talk about that? That was simultaneously really funny and also very horrifying.

[dn]

We are going to have full-formed personalities for the characters at some point
Mario: Plays as intended
Luigi: Does nothing and wins
Wario: does everything he can and loses
Waluigi: Does... something, that's for sure.
Yoshi: Commits tax fraud

[abigriffin]

I wouldn't say Randy won this, I'd say that Donkey Kong did.

[Chicenk]

Since randy has a nickname, and luigi doesn't, I'm guessing randy is technically the player according to the system, so it's rubberbanding his teammate to win-

[watergirl]

6:41 Dk and Rosalina felt bad for Luigi and decided to help him!