The Return of Phlegm

You better watch out, you better not cry

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[big-onions-and-ogres]

Phlegm on a limb is the Christmas narc that I can get behind.

[jameswhitaker]

Skull as a soup bowl was great ! You have to throw in a raw attention getter like that every once in a while

[jesskelley-madera]

As a dog trainer I am so thrilled that you said positive punishment 😂 Why does the internet want to call it negative reinforcement?!

[mariaborrelli]

He’s like krampus I worked as a teacher in Austria and one of my very adorable students who tended to be a bit mischievous behaved wonderfully after his parents introduced him to krampus . When I finally saw the krampus parade I was literally shocked 😳

[joelbrown]

Elf on a sheld, Snoop on a stoop, and Phlegm on a stem😂😂😂😂😂😂

[KLBSlater]

The Office reference was too funny!!!
Skull as a soup bowl...classic

[frankkiejo]

😂❤😂
I cannot love this enough!

This is something I would say to my kids: “Now you don’t want your skull used as a soup bowl, do ya? That’s what I thought. Thank you for following instructions.” All with a smile and a slightly demented twinkle in my eye. 😂

It’s better than boring, it’s absurd!

(Dear Pearl Clutchers: My students are in high school. They are not traumatized in any way and they laugh at their weird teacher and get back to work)

[Don-Angel]

It's return of phlegm in my house too but that's an illness thing 😂

[robbieanderson]

Susie’s mom will be there in a flash… Lol

[crisisattheborder]

That was dark hahaha. And that looks more like the hair I brush from my 28 lb cat in a session.

[victoriaturnershoemaker]

Making your skin itchy
(The power of suggestion)

[justsomerandomperson]

As someone who coughs up enough phlegm every day to be Concerning, I approve of phlegm

[Aggressive_Progressive]

"He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when you're awake...And he knows your mom said Go. To. Bed., so he'll fill it full of snakes~🎵"

[julesmaxwell]

Thank you for using the correct psychological terms! lol

[Theriangirly-dk]

That looks like the lint from the dryer 😂😂😂 with 👀 and 🦵 😂😂😂

[ashley.hatfield]

I have never done Elf on a shelf or whatever. Definitely considering Phlegm on a limb.

[SallyGreenaway]

I need a phlegm in my life to keep me motivated ❤

[miriamarduengo]

My kids and I love Phlegm! 😂 please make some tee shirts with Phlegm!

[kimkimba]

If only that could stay up year round.

[klorraineb]

Ya you would need that type of little man for math... Lol at 34 I could use him. 😂❤