Poseidon comforts Demeter

#greek #mythology #poseidon #demeter #hestia #percyjackson #comedy

[gabrieldossantossanta]

Hestia is probably thinking something like:
"I would be part of the norse pantheon by now, but i had to stay here"

[melkor]

Zeus, in the background, sheding a small tear of Joy "That's my Brother"

[lk]

Hestia: "yeah she lost her daughter"
Poseidon: "don't worry I'll make my sister a new one~"
Hestia the goddess of family: *disgusted*

[jordanpax]

What's makes this extra funny is that hestia is somehow still a virgin, even though poseidon, Apollo and helios all wanted to marry her

[Lord_Lasagña]

Woman: *cries*

Modern Gentlemen: *offers handkerchief and emotional support*
Greek gods: *unzips tunic*

[grekoy]

This is why Hades is more popular than his brothers.

[javierhenriquez]

No wonder why hestia grab Zeus by the hair and made all the Olympians swear that no would lay a finger on her

[internetlurker]

And then Poseidon is later found in a grocery store under the "frozen fish" section, because Demeter is kind of insane power-wise, especially during winter where y'know, she nearly killed everything and everyone.

[lucasvandecasteele]

Zeus : Pos is my favourite sibling
Hades : yeah, i wonder why...

[D-mann-]

"If I don't ask, she can't say no." Seems to be the logic with the Greek Pantheon.

[windofchaosblows]

Anything: happens
Greek gods: it's time to bang

[alienz]

I'd say this is an exaggeration, but Greek Mythology is just like that.

[drlecter]

That's the weird moment when the daughter's kidnapper is still the most chill of the three brothers.

[trashynecromancer]

Hestia’s just there like “ugh, I wonder if Odin’s still accepting applications...”

*flash-cut to the Vikings just being badass*

[johnmartin]

No wonder Percy remains pretty distant with his dad

[facefulace]

"but she's your sister"
*Looks at Zeus and Hera*

[roshanshivakumar]

When I first heard this story on audiobook in Percy Jackson Greek gods I laughed so hard

[Soulym]

Looks like Poseidon is doing dirty again! Welp I'm off to see Nyx to tell her that.

[wolfhurricane]

Hades: and you wonder why I don't leave the underworld that often.

[zarionwildclaw]

As an adult I've never understood why Demeter was so upset. Her daughter ended up with the one non rapist person in the family.