Poseidon and Pelops

#mythology #zeus #hades #poseidon #pelops #waitaminute #gay #apprentice #percyjackson #comedy

[ArkusAutomaton]

"Zeus is so sex obsessed he doesn't think anyone else can have it" is my new favorite myth headcanon

[noseyrosyposey]

Pelops: I have...FEELINGS...for you...
Poseidon: And I have...FEELINGS...for you...
Zeus and 99% of Historions: THE FEELING WAS FRIENDSHIP.

[Duke_Of_Havoc]

The irony here🤣
Zeus, the most horny guy in any mythology is having a hard time decoding what is actually going on between Poseidon and Pelops.

[ysgramornorris]

"Zeus, let me tell you, the love between those two is far from platonic."
"What does Plato have to do with this?"

[goowy]

Hades: *whispering to himself* you have more kids then me and you still dont understand

[quillgoblin]

Poseidon: I have feelings for you
Pelops: I have feelings… for you
Zeus: the feeling was friendship!

[barzalonerboyy]

I bet 10 bucks Zeus would know what they were actually doing if Candy Shop was playing in the background

[lapislazoli]

Hades:hella straight
Zues: looks for anything with a hole
Apollo: just wants to sleep with someone
Poseidon: a confident bisexual

[billysmith]

The irony of Zeus being too dense to see what’s going on in this situation is hilarious!

[j-dawg]

"Of course I do....they're be coming best BUDS."
The delivery of that line got me 🤣

[caramelbloom]

Every. Historian. Ever. "They shared a cabin deep in the woods for nearly forty years and died within just minutes of each other while sharing a bed. They were the best of friends."

[shokuplant]

After everyone Zeus has banged, he doesnt realize what's going on and it's hilarious.

[ImUnderYourFloorboards]

Zeus: and they were roommate's

Hades: OMG THEY WERE ROOMMATE'S

[lagomorphcavy]

You know Poseidon and Pelops' "friendship" in intense when they visibly sweat UNDER THE FUCKING OCEAN!

[randomdestinyuser]

Zeus: *Telling Hades about Pelops and Poseidon sleeping in the same bed and temperature*
Hades:

[atoasterisaweirdbathbomb]

Zeus is most historians out there change my mind

[katanycatpuff]

Ancient stories: The two men spent everyday with eachother, trained with each other, ate together, even slept together on cold winter nights.

Historians: yep the best of buds 😀

[javiarcamaro]

Yet another episode of "Why Hades should have been king instead"

[ItsChevnotJeff]

Zeus: goes for any and every female in Greece
Also Zeus: Innocently assumes two men all sweaty together are just best bros

[YubuuCH]

so when he said hes gonna teach him to ride the divine "chariot", its actually not a chariot.