reading your first date confessions… i can’t believe yall

im never leaving my house ever again and that's final

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TEXT ME → [phone]

0:00 complaining about my severely dry cooch
1:34 i spent way too much time on this intro
1:51 disregard this
2:22 the movie theatre moaner
4:26 the toe muncher
6:16 mafia daddy
8:12 tanner 2.0 ft a bad accent
10:10 the aggressive nose digger
12:07 the escaped prison inmate
15:01 a ghetto sushi date
16:03 stan protein powder
17:26 i simply can't stand y’all.
18:20 my sharting queen
20:05 pls stop dragging me
20:53 a normal outro? who would have thought

grandma loves u ♥ (comment a 🐝 if you're reading this hehe)

[brimendez]

It took mi til 10:26 to realize that Gdeb was basing the count drawings on the confessions main point. I thought deb was just being deb expressing her deep and vulnerable feelings through drawings.🎀

[ravenvillar]

Everytime she says she’s never been in a relationship I’m in awe because she is so pretty and funny like how has no one scooped her up yet

[Velvet]

Deb: I would never fold for a blue jungle smurf

Also Deb: arching her back for Voldemort

[Normally]

“That’s not your daddy, that’s a Russian spy 💀” Just Gdeb with her great humor 😌

[TessaSmith-htnq]

Deb: Yall say the most traumatizing things

Also Deb: Using a british accent

[eire]

Feeling increasingly more glad I don’t get invited on dates

[naila]

When the confession said “I came out last year”, I thought they ment I came out of the car 😂

[tra]

deb: “there’s no way the toe story is real”
also deb: believes the mafia story😭

[milo-ukwl]

the fact that you’ve never been in a relationship still BAFFLES me to this day… you’re so funny and gorgeous and you seem like you’d be fun to hang out with. people are missing out fr

[wherismymind]

7:21 THE WAY DEB SAYS “That’s not yo daddy” HAS ME GIGGLING

[debsmikle]

IM SORRY FOR POSTING SO LATE OMG ITS LIKE 11PM IN ONTARIO☠ anyway happy VALENTINES day (say it back or ill bite❤)

[foufoulo._.z]

WHY IS NOBODY TALKING ABOUT TYE CUTE LITTLE SKETCHES BEFORE EVERY CONFESSION OMG I LOVE THEM SM

[Leximalfoy]

When deb said, “And you won’t walk, ” my mind went straight to the gutter💀

[svfthyune]

deb: “don’t get in a car with a stranger”
me if it was hyunjin: 👋🏻🚗🏃‍♀️💨

[childe_is_scary]

deb, pls take me out like what you said at 15:57 about not liking sushi just melted my heart. at this point love is no where to be seen and i am in no rush, but it’s like one of those things where you say “i’m not looking for it, but if it happens i will cry tears of joy”

[Allimichelll]

THE WAY DEB IS CLINGING TO THIS 29 YEAR OLD CHARACTER😭😭😭

[xoticsam]

when deb posts, the world heals a little more 😙

[MelancholicState]

I love Deb so much her editing is hilarious 💀💀💀💀

[hcyleyxoxo]

this is a story from WAYYY back im now currently in my late 20's so BUCKLE UP. (THIS IS AN ENEMIES TO LOVERS STORY!!!) So, while i was in my last year of high school there was this dude, his name was Chris. WE always tried to compete with each other Academically, physically. It was WAR. We despised each other, HATED to the brink. And when we graduated i never saw him during the holidays. Until my first year of college he was in my class. At this point i totally forgot abt him, but we we're pared up for a group. And ofc as the "perfectionists" we are we both argued. Well then that was gone, one day i decided "alright im gonna be that bitch and say sorry" I went up to him and said sorry, and we kinda had this bond moment. And started becoming more and more close (Not like friends but we werent arguing anymore) Anyways ill save you the crap. WE are now engaged. Yes i indeed became the hopeless romantic and fell for him. (but he fell harder) I love him, and im glad hes the one to grow old with me.
(YES THIS IS A TRUE STORY AND SORRY ITS A BIT LONG! IF U SEE THIS DEB I LOVE UR VIDEOS<3)







PART ONE-
So as i said i apologised to him. We started to bond and we had a deep conversation. I was a girl who wasnt really interested in boys. I always liked focusing on my studies and chris was heartbroken, his girlfriend had cheated on him and verbally abused him sometimes. We both kinda just agreed not to be a bitch and just work toegther. We started texting and facetiming. And eventually after college we became friends. One of my very good friend Eliana told me to ask him out. I was like yk what why not what harm would go into asking him out. We went on our first date, but decided to keep it very simple and not start offically dating just yet. We grew close, but i could sense he was uncomfortable mainly because of his past girlfriend. And then one day. We we're talking. And we just kinda stayed quiet and one thing you know. We kissed. He smiled and i was kinda just in shock. And we made it offfical. He was a very romantic person, he charming. Hes one of those people when you get to know them they'll be so nice and cute. We dated for 1 and half years. And the next part of the story is VERY fun and cute (SO IF U GUYS WANT A PART 2? LMK!?)


PART TWO-
(i decided to be nice not be that bitch that hunts for likes so heres PART 2!

We dated for one and a half years, and one day he wanted too meet my parents. So we both flew back to meet my parents and honestly it was such a cute interaction. He treated my mum well and he got along with my dad. And thats when that moment clicked. I knew HE was the one. Not bcuz of how he treated just me but also my loved ones. So it was September 20th 2022. AND he popped the question. He took my to this hillside where we used to talk sometimes. And he proposed. i ofc said yes., and we had a simple wedding. Not too extra but it had light blue flowers. and i crossed a mini lake when i walked the aisle with my dad. (He cried LMAO seeing me walking)


Lemme just tell you ladies. Many people say weddings arent the "best day" ever. I'll say this: if its with the right person, then it will be ur most memorable day ever.



Thank you internet strangers for allowing me to introduce my story to y'all. Hopefully one day you will find ur knight in shining armor. (or possibly even ur princess ;) <3)

[iyaabdo]

Not deb being a pathological liar and casually saying “I’m a 29 year old woman”😂