Starbomb - Kiss The Elden Ring (Official Music Video)

MUSIC
Written and Performed by Dan Avidan, Arin Hanson, Jim Roach, and Brian Wecht
Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach
Mixed by Jim Roach
Mastered by Dave Cooley at Elysian Masters
Recorded at Sonic Ranch in Tornillo, TX
Assistant Engineered by Diego Mendoza

CREDITS

LYRICS
(You got me like ooh)
(Got me like ooh)
(Got me like ooh)
(Got me like ooh)

Arin: There’s a little game and it’s called Elden Ring
It’s got a world and a story that is makin’ me sing
They got the author of Game of Thrones writing the thing
So you know that shit is good as fuck, praise the king

I’m running around checkin’ the town
Cleanin’ up dragons and giants and knights with all kinds of blights
And I hear a little voice in the distance
Dan: Hello? Can you hear me?
Arin: Oh I cannot miss this

Dan: Oh My Stars!
Arin: Bitch, are you a jar?
Dan: I’m so happy to see you!
Arin: Fuck that! I wanna be you
Dan: I am Alexander and I’m stuck in this hole, I’m also called the Iron Fist
Arin: Listen bitch, you got me like ooh

And I don’t know why, I am horny for this bucket, gettin’ mystified
(Got me like ooh)
I’ve got attention divide, I should probably find the Elden Ring but this jar’s
(Got me like ooh)
Wonder what’s inside, I’d like to bathe in the innards of this fuckin’ guy
(Got me like ooh)
I cannot stand by, when the least I could do is make this ceramic pot fly

Dan: Please sir, give me a good smack from the rear
With something nice and big
Arin: You just fuckin’ made my whole year
Dan: Ahh well played! The pleasure is mine
Prithy take some rotted flesh as a thanks for your time!

Arin: Wait hold up, hold on, was that flesh up inside you?
Dan: Why yes, fallen enemies I put up inside me
Arin: Aw damn, now I’m jealous that I’m not up inside you
If I let you kick my ass, could I be all up inside you?

What am I thinkin’ man? This bowl’s got me fannin’ my face
The way this fucker talks putting me in my place
Disgrace to let my parents know that I’m simpin’ a vase
When he’s like
“Filling my heart with vigor”
That’s just making my penis bigger

(Ha ha ha, you and me)
(Little brown jug, don’t I love thee)
(Ha ha ha, you and me)
(Little brown jug, don’t I love thee)

(Got me like ooh)
Must’a left my heart ajar, cause I’m thinkin’ now I might be in love with a jar
(Got me like ooh)
Might think it’s quite bizarre but I’m lookin’ at other kitchen implements and they
(Got me like ooh)
Is there a warrior spoon? Oh fuck the thought of its curvy body’s makin me swoon
(Got me like ooh)
I guess I better admit that I am sexually attracted to things that I cook stuff with

Yo, the more I look I see
Ladies around starin’ at me

There’s a witch named Ranni
But it ain’t the right time, see
Her four arms are on me
But none of them cook banh mi

And Fia, I see ya
But I can’t guarantee ya
As I gaze into your eyes on this bed from Ikea
But that blessing when you’re pressing me into your chest isn’t
Impressing me more than a stainless steel zester

Out of a puff of vapor appears Melina
But you know that steamy babe isn’t a milk steamer
Got a peek-a Roderika who’s spirit tuning
But a spoon is the soonest thing you’ll find me spooning

(Got me like ooh)
I think I’m losin’ my mind, should I see a therapist or make a blender my bride
(Got me like ooh)
No matter what I do, the thought of fuckin that sexy piece of hunky porcelain
(Got me like ooh)
Maybe I should confront all of my feelings, talk to Alexander and be blunt
(Got me like ooh)
I’m gonna give it all I got, I’m gonna stop repressing my depressing thoughts and try to fuck that pot

So, I just arrived in the Caelid Wilds
See my boy Alexander and I’m all smiles
Check my breath, comb my hair and I look over there
And guarding a castle door a dinosaur-sized mother-fuckin’ giant pot

Oh god what do I do
Alexander’s wavin’ at me now, but now I got new feelings
For the massive pot
Maybe I should’ve tried to make it work with Milli and her scarlet rot

(Got me like ooh)
He’s lifting up his foot
How did he know that I’m into that kind of–

Dan: Oh my stars!
Well as long as no one’s using this meat
I guess I could just put this into my jar body.
Yes, mmm, ohh, yes.

[UpIsNotJump]

So far I've listened to 4 songs on this album, and 3 of them were about Arin having sex with non-human creatures

[Saitken]

Arin “any port in a storm” Hanson strikes again

[RockedNet]

FINALLY I understand Elden Ring lore. Best video game story breakdown ever.

[KNDY_KINA]

how shoocharu is managing to pump out all of these gorgeous high quality music videos is beyond me.. and it's not just a couple recent Starbombs either, the recent Tom Cardy song too. it's kind of astounding, what a dedicated animator

[shoocharu]

Wait til you see the feet in this one. Miyazaki would be proud

[octorokreviews]

I don’t know what I was expecting for the Elden Ring song, but somehow “Arin wanting to bang a jar” wasn’t on the list.

[chawkletthundah]

Its just like Starbomb to have me groovin to songs with the most ridiculous of premises but sickest beats.

[JAMBO-qkgp]

This is, musically, one of the best songs you guys have ever made. This song is basically one "big hear me out" and I love it.

[gingeremu]

I've watched this video a few times now and I really want to acknowledge the tiny movements they do throughout the song that make Arin's character feel like a real person rather than a moving drawing.
Theres personality in his movements when he says the line "Oh I cannot miss this" and "Im thinking I might be in love with a jar" and so many other lines. Little ways he moves his head and hands and his expression changing ever so slightly. The places they choose to have bounce and snap animations also really help this. It's such a good blend! Also goes without saying that the song itself is incredible!

[Jalugi]

I did NOT expect the old-time "little brown jug" sample to be used this way, but it's insane how perfectly it fits into the song's theme

[cipher]

Ah yes, the album needed a song about Arin wanting to screw kitchen utensils, one of Brian's best ideas

[The_Magus_Teacher]

Honestly caught off guard by how fire this is….

[mrtoast]

This beat is actually so dirty, it feels like something JCole would rap on. Whoever produced this song knew what they were doing.

[TinyFunkyMan]

Im so impressed man. The Nujabes inspired beat, the flow, the producing, everything is so good on this song. This album is gonna peak.

[thebigmystery]

Schoocharu been putting in WORK the past few months. Absolutely killing it.

[naturalthemelodious]

Doing the deeper vocals for Arin in this song was such a good idea for his voice

[Hjarnoe]

I really appreciate that they took the music in a different direction, than the other starbomb albums. Not that they weren't great, but having a more distinct feel really lets this album shine

[aproperschmuck]

This was genuinely one of their hardest songs yet omg, and shoocharu as usual is killing it with this sort of directing and art

[ReggieGiggas]

The vibe of this whole album is immaculate

[Mystikeb]

Man, this beat is sick, and the vocal performances are top-notch. You guys have come a long way. Great animation, Shooch!