Ranni’s Family Tree is MESSED UP! #eldenring #eldenringdlc #ai #shorts

Ranni the Witch has gained some new family members in Elden Ring, Shadow of the Erdtree! With Rellana, Twin Moon Knight, being the sister to Rennala, just how complicated is the Carian family tree?! What about Messmer the Impaler?! Melina?! Radahn and Miquella?! This truly is a wild mess.

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#eldenring #comedy #ai #humor #funny #artificialintelligence #ranni #melina #malenia #skit

[Epsonea_]

Imagine being a confirmed demigod, your brother is “allegedly” dating Rennala’s sister, and thus becoming Ranni’s aunt and sister

Melina is in a strange predicament indeed

[Zhtrik]

Mesmer: “Well you got me.”
(Pulls down the Marika family Erdtree)
Mesmer: “By all accounts it doesn’t make any sense.”

[DanielQuan]

The fact that the giant snake with a human face and hundreds of limbs has the second most normal love relationship says something about the whole FAMILEEE.

[victaryon]

"and Ranni, you also forgetting you acoholic, depressed and furry other half-brother"
- Melina probably

[RepellentJeff]

Forget “circle.”

This family tree is a fucking _tesseract._

[VergilsHellspawn]

Gotta say, Tarnished is pretty damn godly for bagging the cool girl AND her hot sister/aunt.

[Crimsonlupus]

Written by: George RR everyone’s fucking someone Martin.

[danielhargadine]

When your father is also your dad’s mistress

[Shadow-Drake]

"roleplay being realted to you"
That's why I always put on Radahn's armor during Ranni's ending

[E.F]

"Who in their right mind would write a family tree like this!?"

-Sees George R.R Martin

"Ah, of course..."

[Fallout_Survivor]

Players: incest?
Developers: ONLY incest!

[kristsdabolins]

Wait hasnt there been a theory, that the Tarnished we play as, is some kind of a bastard child of Marika?

[Jikuri]

Warrior Tarnished: Technically I'm from Houra Loux's tribe making us family 🤣

[Tektify]

This aint a family tree, its a family shrub

[Crrupted]

Physically, Ranni's against it, but spiritually, she has no feelings one way or the other.

[MakeingSimpleHard]

The theory that the tarnished you play as is a forgotten child of Merica that crawled out of a mausoleum is going crazy rn xD

[andrefigueredo]

Let's not forget her father was Godfrey's wife and Miquella is Marrying Radahn with Mohg's special sauce.

[Loretic]

"Married an unrelated tarnished"
The theory of our main tarnished being one of Marika's discarded children in the mausoleums: "about that..."

[razorrooster]

"roleplay being related to you"
There's a theory going around that the player tarnished is actually a demigod.

[rangerslade]

Your character is a soulless child of Marika given a soul. That's why you hear walking mausoleum noises in the background during your character introduction in the opening cinematic.