Drink Poison, It's Good!

Do not actually drink poison! this a joke. in any sane world this would be considered completely unneccessary as this video has the most blatant sarcasm in the world. but this site is also ran by wackoheads. so there. honestly other youtubers have given ad space to much worse lol.

also my brother voiced the bully

[mr.c]

"Oh right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison."

[GustavoToonguy]

0:43
*IF YOU LOVE YOUR CHILD, GIVE THEM - Billy Mays Goobus.

[edwarda.]

Finally, someone who has the stones to stand up for what I've been saying for years. Here you go my kind broccoli, some help for the bail.

[ShahroozSmith]

And then right after that comes this ad:
"Attention! Have you or anyone you know have suffered from ingesting poison? If so, you may be entitled for compensation!"

[charvhar]

"Correct! and the reason you don't have poison is your mother doesn't love you!"

GOD DAMN HE WASN'T HOLDING BACK

[jimmymcgill]

Congrats on getting that GFUEL sponsorship Doobus!

[benprice]

Just got an ad directly after this video for prime energy drink. Ironic.

[creepedoomboom]

I’m actually running an April fools D&D campaign where one of the rules is that poison heals (and healing does poison damage)

[Mysticalwizard]

0:21
My favorite-

“Poison comes in two delicious flavors!

Regular and R 🅰️ T”

[darealconman]

Legends know that Goobus uploaded this last night, then deleted it a minute later because it was too early 🤣

[EpsilonDSCco]

those bully had some real teen girl squad vibes.

[deviousrascal]

goobus never fails to make us drink poison

[MANESHARK]

You did under a minute what South Park needed a whole 47 minute special to do.

[MammzMSM]

The most out of context question in existence : wOulD yoU liKe To dRrinK poIsoN LiTTle boI

[waggieentertainment]

I love these videos which literally are just whatever goobus’ demented imagination comes up with last night

[bluegrayrjmeleefox]

"The Reason why you don't have poison is because your *MOTHER* doesn't love you"

- _Doobus Goobus 2024_

[SuperBluesphere]

I thought this was a Gamer Subs commercial.

[moonflowersax]

Well, this commercial is like any energy drink, beer, or any status symbol commercial.

[dionettaeon]

_Only_ Regular and Rat flavors?! What _TRAVESTY_ is this?!?!?! What happened to Radiation flavor or the ever-popular Insect flavor?! I remember when the Cleaner and Lead flavors were all the rage!

[BlitzPlay]

After a long day of wishing I didn't have to deal with things and contemplating the consumption of Poison brand poison, it's nice to come home to a advert that really speaks to me. Directly to me. Telling me to drink poison for prolonged periods of time to make the pain and the voices stop forever. Thank you, Doobus, for reaching out to Poison for sponsoring your highly accurate and informative video.