Noita 33 orb Final boss 8 minute Kill | Proof of Concept

I used mods to test and see, if with enough preparation can a 33 orb Noita final boss be killed in a reasonable time. That time is ~8 minutes.
There's enough perks that this run would take over 100 parallel worlds.
This is feasible in Noita 1.0
Explanation in Comment section

[trigomathmancer]

Kolmisilmä: what is this angry ball of particle effects and why is it so powerful?

[DB-cnrw]

Kolmisilmä: IM-IMPOSSIBLE!!! HE'S DEFLECTING MY EVERY ATTACK!!!!

Purple Dude: Ha, I'm 100 parallel universes ahead of you!

[ChlCnCarnag]

I love how spell usage changed over time. Back then this was just about as good as we could come up with; now we can use a combo to oneshot this guy.

[nautilus]

you know it deals damage when you need to calculate it with the amount of times the integer wraps back around

[judexe]

I've been testing things out with the 33 orb final boss. Most of this I imagine is known for people who've taken on this feat.
Two 'glass cannon' perks then 'living on edge' perk (Only after the GC) will increase dmg 75x and is huge.
Single Luminous Drill I like best because it minimizes lag/blood
The Blood material when casted with a projectile automatically gives that projectile the blood attribute. (it can't douse, but it Can be used with Crit on bloody enemies)
Poison is needed. since it's only spell that will do % based dmg on Final boss
Oddly 2 'Divide by 4' spells worked better than any other combination of 10's or lower
Around 5 'Crit on Bloody' spells was the most dmg I'd see when trading off 'Heavy Shot'
'Extra Life' perk is basically needed. since you'll be at low health all the time to proc 'Living on Edge'
Get Max health above 400 so when extra life procs you'll be under the threshold for living on edge
The wand and vast majority of perks can be done in a reasonable amount of parallels world travel.
The 2 perks that Stand out as making a Huge difference when you can stack ALOT are, more Crit (obviously) and 'Projectile Duplication'
The ladder seemed to be what really got the damage high, a single shot from the wand would do ~4mill but when it gets a large grouping it can go over a Billion, exact dmg# is unknown since it reaches back around into the negative values.

[TheBasedNinja]

"Just throw a sun at it" -Famous last words.

[CrusteeBaguette]

Kolmisilmä: WHY WONT YOU DIE!
Mina: Extra lives son.

[Loishtc]

Bammalam killed 151 quintillion boss in 14h epic figth, vod on his twitch, now he got and statue with 28 final boss heads, one for each ng+ he beated

[abdsanwar]

whoever tf coded this fell asleep on the number pad on the keyboard

[Nextia_]

100 Paralel worlds? Doesnt Noita crash after a certain amount or was that only in older versions?

[suprshockwav]

I've seen someone 1 shot him with 33 orbs fucking insane

[oranguman]

Somewhere along the line kolmi realized that you were the final boss of this game.

[joops]

I'm trying to prepare a pre-made character for a 33 orb run. Is 3 GC's too unnecessary?

[mastatheif]

Subbing cause you have this at 1440, make more noita stuff, do a 33 orb run

[virusx]

Looking at that wand now I see something weird. Why stack crit on blood? Each one guarantees crit on bloody enemies so stacking 5 of them seems useless(might be old version of that spell tho)

[chaoseclipse]

Only 528 Billion HP? What NG+ was this done on? I know when I got to NG+14 20 Orb Kolmi (189 Total Orbs) (Before the crash that happened when I tried to go to NG+15 that corrupted my save file) he had something like 1.3 or 1.4 Trillion HP.

For those wondering how to kill Kolmi with that much HP, you need a wand with 25 slots minimum and at least 2400 mana, and you need to configure it as such:

Slithering Path, Divide by 10, Damage Plus, Damage Plus, Damage Plus, Divide by 10, Gold to Power, Divide by 10, Gold to Power, Divide by 10, Spell Duplication, Divide by 10, Crit on Bloodied (Blood), Crit on Wet (Water), Accelerating Shot, Accelerating Shot, Accelerative Homing, Rotate Towards Foes, Homing, Spell Duplication, Piercing Shot, Triple Spell, Material: Water, Material: Blood, Bouncing Burst.

You'll also need Glass Cannon at least 3 times, 6 if you can. With 6 Glass Cannons, you'll gain an additional 15, 625 damage multiplier. Just be patient when you fire, your game will lock up for a few seconds when you fire this wand, and you'll be launched really hard from the recoil. You'll also want to get Unlimited Gold to deal the maximum amount of damage possible without wiping your money reserves every time you fire.

[StockaOfficial]

Me an intellectual looked for 30 seconds at the player health bar only to realize it is indeed not the Kolmisilma's health bar.

[GAMEENDEDMEMES]

If u leave and give the sigil to the Gods at the top of the mountain, do u get the 33 orb achivment?

[extol]

Alright.
Now speedrun NG+ 28 36 orbs.

[robbieturtle]

I did a run where I could kill him in like five minutes but my computer couldn't handle it and kept freezing/crashing the game