When you craft a godlike wand in Noita

Want to know the truth about wand crafting? It's not about the amount of spells, it's all about modifiers kiddo. Now pay me for this advice by buying my gamer girl mouth wash!
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Noita is a magical action roguelite set in a world where every pixel is physically simulated. Fight, explore, melt, burn, freeze and evaporate your way through the procedurally generated world using spells you've created yourself. Explore a variety of environments ranging from coal mines to freezing wastelands while delving deeper in search for unknown mysteries!
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[fabricatorzayac]

What's funny is that this wand is not even that powerful by Noita standards

[wink]

There's nothing quite like a wand where you have to anchor yourself into a corner in order to use it for anything other than space exploration

[arobotarmy]

It’s not a truly powerful wand until your CPU can’t keep up.

[makkuhitu]

Noita's REAL final boss is your hardware specs

[nedia]

now all thats needed is to add rainbow glimmer and the concoction is completely improved

[SergioPSC]

The real scary shit is when a ghost of yourself has one of "those" wands

[allstarwoo]

Machine gun wands are always fun, not always the most effective but fun.

[vicenteperez]

i remember making a wand that turned stuff to gold and couldn't resist to rapid fire it everywhere ended up turning myself to gold with it dying instantly losing a run i spent hours on and i did it again just recently dying in the same way minus me spraying gold spark bolts all over the place

[avamander.]

Try concentrated beam of light with 2* increase lifetime, 4*increase damage reduce speed, 1*teleport to target or seeking. It gets everyone besides statues and those teleporting bastards.

[Kanashi_]

im suprised you managed to make a godwand with no wrapping, 2 sprinkles of add mana, and shockingly concentrated light.

[lukahutinski]

I dont like knockback, its coarse, rough and gets me everywhere i want to go but opposite.
Not like here... short teleport with long dist cast. Everything is so smooth and soft

[terrafin]

you didnt get noita'd? HE DIDNT GET NOITA'D EVERYBODY

[uk]

Also fun is spark bolt with trigger -> octagonal pattern -> sawblade orbit -> plasma beam. Instantly deletes everything, including gold, so not good if you need gold, but good to kill everything including bosses and yourself instantly

[HalfGroxus]

Stupid, brainless shitpost dank memes is just what this game's community needed. I thank you from the bottom of my heart!

[why_i_game]

Add Mana and Reduce Recharge Time are amazingly powerful spells!

[Vitya]

Please kiddo... Luminous drill + pingpong = destroy EVERYTHING

[BrickRigsCreations]

I made a similar overpowered wand, but just a few minutes later a sniper knocked me back straight into a vat of acid

[rhileyisaacson]

Why is this video just so well put together i love it 😭

[Terrible_name]

I love a wand that does not have any teleportation mixed into it, yet serves as a form of aerial locomotion

[MorganSaph]

Concentrated spells perk + 4-5 sparks bolts with a quadcast and doublecast or 2 triplecasts.
Almost no recoil and ridiculous damage. Especially if you can rapid fire, get damage modifiers or freezing charge