Noita | Final Boss and All Endings Guide (Major Spoilers!)

This video guide details everything you need to know in order to acquire all of the different endings in Noita, including going to multiple NG+ (new game plus) loops and acquire the permanent reward for the ultimate ending.
It also details all of the buffs and weaknesses the final boss possesses with different amounts of orbs. It contains massive spoilers and should only be used by those of you who have already beaten the game at least once in the normal way and want to understand the beginning of the depths a run can go to. Enjoy!

00:00 - Intro
00:37 - Part One: The Boss
03:31 - Part Two: The Endings
04:15 - New Game Orb Locations
05:27 - NG+ Orb Locations and NG+ loop detailed information
07:12 - Wand used against 33 Orb boss + 33 Orb boss defeat
09:57 - Best Ending Unlock

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Noita is a magical action roguelite set in a world where every pixel is physically simulated. Fight, explore, melt, burn, freeze and evaporate your way through the procedurally generated world using spells you've created yourself. Explore a variety of environments ranging from coal mines to freezing wastelands while delving deeper in search for unknown mysteries.

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[FuryForged]

If you check the comments section for a bit more info, I forgot to address something in the video! 33 Orbs can be acquired from NG+1 and up. You do NOT have to get to ng+7 before going for the 33 orb ending.
During that second toxic gold part of the video, I *should* have said "...12 or more orbs, except 33, before ng+7..." as getting 33 orbs, no matter what, will trigger the good ending.
It's not possible before NG+ because the orb beneath the lava lake is not there in parallel worlds until then (since there is no lava lake.)

Sorry for any confusion! You acquire 11 orbs in the main world, 11 orbs in the east parallel world and 11 orbs in the west parallel world from NG+ on. Anyway, thanks guys. Have a great day!

[andrew_cunningham]

I think by the time you've gathered 33 orbs and killed a trillion-HP spider the gods are just scared shitless and will agree to whatever terms the noita wants.

[imthatoneguyirl]

I want to explain the importance of the 33 orb ending a bit.

The true ending of Noita is bringing peace to the world.

The Sampo in Finnish mythology was a symbol of wealth and prosperity, granting peace to those who held it. The Sampo is said to have had the ability to produce flour, salt, and gold out of thin air. In other words, it was essentially an infinite source of resources, allowing people to obtain whatever they wished for.

When the Sampo was stolen, the kingdom fell into chaos. In other words, the world became imbalanced.

In many parts of the game, the witch is presented with an opportunity to complete "The Work, " but all but one of these "works" is false. The most notable "Work" is the work of the alchemists long gone, who wished to turn the entire world to gold. In the main ending, you are completing their "Work, " but you are not truly saving the world.

In the 33 True Orb ending, however, something curious happens. The Sampo is renamed "True Knowledge, " and its description clearly refers to it as "the completed Work." When used at the Sky Altar, the Sampo magically "restores" the world, bringing happiness and prosperity back to all of the creatures of the mountain. And thus the world is balanced once more.

This brings me to my conclusion: the story of Noita is a story of the forces of magic bringing peace back to a world where prosperity and joy has been lost. The forces of magic, nature, and technology are at war in the caverns, represented by the player witch, the cave creatures, the Hiisii, and the robotic entities in the Vault.

At the bottom of the mines lies the mighty Three-Eyed, hoarding the Sampo that the alchemists so desperately wished to use to transform the world into gold- and with it, a portal to complete the alchemical Work. But that is not the Sampo's true purpose.

With the gift of True Knowledge, the witch repairs the true Work, the Sampo itself, and brings peace and prosperity to the land once more. That is what the story of Noita is about: the ambassador of magic bringing balance to the forces of magic, technology, and nature by restoring the world with an artifact of prosperity and hope.

[creditsunknown]

The gods after you have all 33 orbs: *Oh shit war bad*

[aggressivebungee]

It is nice to see everything laid out here since I am very bad at the game and can’t get anything beyond the world of gold ending

[cethapplegate]

The story of Sampo ends with it being smashed to bits by the sea. Then it's shards get made into jewelry that brings good luck. I wonder if that necklace effects the RNG.

[dathmach]

Me who hasn't even gotten the normal ending: Yeah, I'll be using the information in this video

[hiphyro]

On my way to suffer immensely just to get an amulet

[Kathrynerius]

Oh.... so that's what the orbs do. No wonder I can never beat the boss. I always got as many of them as I could because I thought they were nothing more than "free hp" then would stumble into a murder dozer of a boss. I just thought that was part of the game... because it's "Noita" and Noita is "hard." I thought it was all part of the "getting noita'd" trying to beat a boss that can one shot you.

[MacAnters]

After completing the game with 11 orbs, everything turned into gold and I did not die. I wanted to die, but I was so indestructible, that not even The End of Everything could kill me. Luckily I found one thing that still could kill me; the plasma beams in the power plant, although they only do like 10 dps.

This run was super interesting anyway, as I Fungal Shifted [Smoke] into [Weird Fungus], which caused eternal fires all around the world, as any fire made more fungus, which is flammable, which caused a self-repeating cycle. Super lucky that I got Fire Immunity quickly after the shift

[Krongorka]

"Go out and get one of these amulets for yourself"
- The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

Anyway, thanks for these guides and showcases.

[kingtreedede]

Whatever your heart was stirring for you better survive it
You wouldn’t want maple to be alone would you >;(

[Vlad_Tomai]

Finally! I achived the ultimate 33 orb ending and even made gods afraid of me!
Thank you so much for such an informative guide, Fury, and thank you for the ng+ orb map, Letaali! Without it I'd never collected all the orbs and knew what to do! That was a great challenge!

[yevanasvetya]

I thought finishing my thesis was hard. Now look at that witch. Running up and down a mountain between dimension.

[patu]

Yeah, I thought simply bringing the gear to the sky pedestal gets you NG+. Imagine my surprise and disappointment. It was the furthest I've gotten in the game too.

[SamAutoYT]

I just beat it, thanks to a couple of your videos. Finally learned not to rush too much near the end, and had a proper weapon to defend myself. Kolmi at 1211 HP wasn't too hard, but I doubt I would've been able to take him down after a few orb buffs. I knew there were other areas I had yet to explore, but jeez that's a lot! Wow. Think I'll watch a full run just to see all the biomes, or play it myself WITH MODS so I don't tear my hair out in anguish.

[marcianoacuerda]

I say this with respect and admiration: you guys are fucking crazy.
I’ve been binging your and Albinos videos and it’s been a wild ride. Congrats on your dedication.

[EriniusRainCat]

and so having attained true knowledge the world was left with peace
but why would i want that when i can have G O L D

[Chyrosran]

Why fight the boss with a trillion HP when you can just kill him and get the orbs later? :p

[wcky]

wow, that was one of my favorite Noita video from you so far :D