Insulting a man's ship be worse than insulting his mother

[FunnySpongeBobClips]

Fun fact: This episode ("Shanghaied") has 2 alternate endings! Many years ago I had a DVD called "Sea Stories" that featured this episode and it's alternate endings.

The endings change when the Flying Dutchman chooses who gets the last of the 3 wishes. Most people have only seen the version where Spongebob is chosen, but the other 2 endings show us what would happened if Squidward or Patrick were granted the wish. You can find these on YouTube.

[sparky]

This scene was gold. Sponegbob throwing squidward under the bus. Patrick looking super chill and squidward getting burnt on that one

[QuickShark]

I love how the Flying Dutchman got angrier when Spongebob said Squidward insulted his mom, even though he said insulting the ship was worse

[SeyhawksNow]

Can confirm this as a sailor. You dont want to insult a captain's ship. Its a reflection on how he runs it

[markasscop]

we could maybe forgive spongebob repeating what squidward said as him being naive or oblivious, but changing it to say that squidward was talking about dutchman's mom was just savage

[derrickdaniels]

Patrick looks stoned, constipated, and in deep thought all at once.

[Theshapeshiftingartist]

Is nobody gonna talk about Patrick’s face?

[allenroman]

Insulting a man’s dinner be worse than insulting his spaghetti

[diegodubber]

All the while, Patrick, as always, is completely out of it! XD

[Wolfie]

Those guys are dorks..

Yes, but they're *my* dorks.

[danielboone]

Ever since I've seen this as a kid, I thought this was hilarious, but I only just now noticed Patrick's face and it makes it 10 times funnier.

[kalvindouglas]

I love how SpongeBob pukes out information that’d hurt people, especially his friends and those he cares about without even acknowledging and is just plain innocent. SpongeBob is the only one who always gets with this

[Duval-In-The-Wall]

“It’s Squidward, he wants to complain to you” 😂😂😂

[yungdynamic]

Its patricks face during the whole first minute they're on the ship. He was in deep thought for a while. 😂

[SuperParkourio]

Spongebob tried to help Squidward save face by "remembering" that Squidward insulted his mother instead.

[noelhaynes]

In reality, insulting a man's mother is worse than insulting their ship, because a ship doesn't have feelings.

[SharpArt]

Spongebob just starting stuff throwing the Dutchmans mother into it

[Salemchevy]

Never noticed before but Patrick looks stoned the whole time in this clip even watching Squidward getting burned

[sparky]

0:22 🤣🤣
This whole scene was hilarious 😂

[The_Omega_Dragon]

It always gets me how Spongebob straight up lied about Squidward insulting Dutchman's mother.