Al Bundy's Best Insults

There was only one man who could insult people like only Al Bundy could!
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[sethf]

Only man in history that could effectively handle a Karen.

[ryanhenderson]

Imagine the casting calls. "Must be fat and willing to be brutally insulted for it"

[mrteabaggervance]

Back when a shoe salesman could still afford to have a home.

[watchmeyodel]

It's crazy how the set up for the jokes were corny but the deliveries were like haymakers. Truly, an underrated and hilarious sitcom

[khfanlife]

Al wasn’t racist, sexist, or whatever. He disliked everyone equally. That’s why I like him so much. 🤣

[jamesleighdavis]

These jokes come with a 5-10 year prison sentence now.

[coleisright]

Al Bundy wasn’t the hero we wanted. He was the one we needed.

[lulux]

“I’m sorry mam, unlike your mouth, we occasionally close”

[freedomring]

"Bud, don't try to understand women. Women understand women and they hate each other" - Al Bundy

[realpolitiksanta]

Al Bundy: Greatest character in sitcom history.

[HunterZolomon]

I love how Jefferson always cracks up when Al insults his wife.

[CLJordanMusic]

"Hey Honey! Did you miss me?"

"With EVERY bullet so far"

[simulrduude]

the older i get, the more i understand Al.

[devonking]

“Hi honey. Did ya miss me?”
“With every bullet so far.”

I died hahaha

[Skoora]

“I’d say it behind your back but I only have half a tank of gas” just killed me.

[llmgtlink]

The jokes are one thing but his delivery is impeccable. I'm weak with laughter.

[alexzaehou]

Overweight woman: exists.
Al Bundy: "It's free real estate."

[nickbrew]

I love how Jefferson always laughed when Al destroys Marcy

[x.mr.full.ebaked.x]

Customer: "How DARE YOU say that to my face????" AL : "I'd say it behind your back but my cars only got a half of tank of gas!!!" 🤣🤣🤣

[Krypton]

Karen's wouldn't stand a chance against Al Bundy.