Things Construction Workers Love

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[DRKXS]

forgot the part where you say “this isn’t how your suppose to do it, but this is how we do it”

[tylerhedlund]

All accurate. The only thing that makes you unbelievable as a construction worker is you seem like a genuinely happy person and still have somewhat of a will to live

[jaxwagen]

Hazing the rookie but still being protective is the real dad move

[MTGunners]

We had a new guy that everyone called beaver because he thought he saw a beaver, but it was a cat.

[justin_lee]

You forgot the biggest one of them all. "Hey how's it going?"..."oh you know just living the dream" also substituable with "just another day in paradise"

[AM-tzsy]

The most accurate part of it is the fact the whole time he's getting NOTHING done.

[trogoloff]

If we were on a job more than 2 days we knew the gas stations attendants by first and last name. If we were there for a week we were sending their kids birthday cards.

[DarkEagle-vxhd]

I drove by a construction site and saw not just one guy working, but TWO guys at once! I damned near drove off the road.

[willofdodge]

You forgot about the guy who constantly complaining about his ex from 15 years ago

[ElLenadorLA]

Swear to god us construction workers are single handedly keeping Monster in business.

[kegonpegs]

I felt "this is a tacklebox job" so hard

[afinklt]

The gas station is dead on. Contractors survive on monster, tasty kakes, and nicotine. That's all they need

[jamiegaskins]

I was never a construction worker, but one day my boss (fishing/fish market) didn’t have anything for us to do so he had us help the crew building his new house. They talked shit to us for 8 hours straight. Most fun I’ve ever had working.

[DT-sbsv]

You forgot the engineers and office people showing up in clean safety vests and shiny hardhats and office shoes.

[JesterRace]

Lol as a boss I love the "lot of windshield time for that guy" quote, and for my guys it isn't going to the gas station 10x a day, it's going to Home Depot 10x to pick up a single 2x4 or one ABS fitting at a time.

[joshuajenson]

I worked on a site in my early 20's that had a small crew of guys. The first guy ever hired was named Brandon. Because of this, the old man who owned the company called everyone Brandon. Sadly, we all knew which "Brandon" he was talking to based on the amount of cuss words he used and the octave of "Brandon!" He yelled. One glorious summer day, I made the mistake of informing the "old man" that my name was Josh. He put me in my place immediately. I'll never forget the look of outright rage in his blood filled face, spit flying from his lips as he yelled " I know your godda*n name Brandon!!!" Such fond memories...

[austinritter]

Most accurate part when everybody's standing around and when the boss shows up they all start working. Classic.

[kylehampton]

Forgot that everyone’s wife/gf name is “the old lady”

[armandpelser]

Smoking a cigarette with a monster I bought at a gas station while watching this...I work in construction, not even the same country 😂

[tylerpeterson]

As a Tyler that was only ever called Taylor and Kyle on site. This is accurate.