Things Dads Love

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[stevestratton]

As a professional dad I can say that we stand when we watch TV so if the wife comes around the corner it looks like we just stopped for a quick second to see the score, because there’s something else we are supposed to be doing. Haha

[stephaniemorrissey]

Dads also love to insist they're not tired then fall asleep on the couch

[travis]

Gazing over a freshly cut lawn with a beer thinking "Man those lines are straight."

[jrouillard]

This guy NEVER misses it’s insanely impressive

[Steve-sdwk]

Dad's love: going to the auto parts store, even if they don't need anything, walking through the tool isle at home depot, taking the trash out and embarrassing their children.

[the.beardedgolfer]

You forgot about having 1, 000 receipts in a 40 year old wallet

[kristenkiley]

You also forgot dads everywhere ratchet strapping anything down on a trailer, followed with a couple pats, and the trusty saying, "that baby's not goin' anywhere"!!

[wham]

Stealing Food: “I paid for it”

That’s too true😂🥲

[bridge]

I swear every time my parents stole food from me they would say “what? I’m making sure it’s not poisonous.”

[flowers]

The reason why us dads stand up watching TV is bc the wife will without fail tell us to do something as soon as she sees we are relaxing

[mattstevenson]

"Love you

Hammering home the real facts

[lilithriddle]

I'm 35 years old and when we hang out, I still pay dad tax.

[harden.nautica]

You forgot the mid afternoon dad nap in the old rinky dink recliner 🤦🏽‍♀️ lol

[chandrachacha]

“Im making sure its not poisonous” im dead 🤣

[MBrulla]

I absolutely have said "finally a tax I can get behind" after saying the dad tax.

This whole video is painfully accurate.

[theopkingdom]

My husband is so into mail, he subscribed to have the post office email him what mail is coming each day. Then he has to report to me. 🙄 😂

[Patsy-ujyl]

Standing up while watching tv, having the same belt for a million years and complaining about too many pillows is sooo my dad 😂

[TheWizardGamez]

"i can clean the garage tommorow" -every dad in the history of dading

[SighNaps]

The common core comment is actually accurate. I have a friend who teaches an advanced calculus course at a university and he said that the students that he is beginning to see that learned common core principles are a nightmare. In his words "I have to teach my students to be able to recall basic calculation by memory. A skill that they should have learned in secondary school. Analyzing it on a deeper level is great in theory, but in practice, no one will hire you as an engineer if you take an entire day to work out a center line."

[akshay_]

Not a dad, but damn does it excite me to get mail.