Interview with Senior Java Developer

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Interview with senior Java developer Peter Julange - aired on © The Java.

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[chromosome]

"I spend my time writing.. Exception Types" - I felt that

[DexieTheSheep]

"You need to catch everything. It's like baseball!"

Real Java moment right there.

[dasten]

Did you use the to instantiate that video?

[sharpieman]

Great video, it really captured the spirit of what it means to BigDecimal

[cecepbarkah]

As a Java programmer working in the finance industry, the BigDecimal part had me

[jayshartzer]

And then there is Kotlin:
"Write once, target everything.... eventually"
"I mostly make Android apps"
"No more Null Point Exceptions"
"I rewrote my Java code in Kotlin and it looks just like my Java code"
"Coroutines"
"Yeah its great for writing Android applications that interface with server-side Java. Will we write our backend in Kotlin? Maybe.... eventually"
"Jetbrains"
"Null Point Exceptions? Not any more"
"Gradle"
"Did you know you could write your backend in Kotlin?"
"Did you know you could write your iOS business logic in Kotlin?"
"Did you know you can write your Gradle scripts in Kotlin?"
"Did you know you could write your Kotlin in Kotlin?
"Multiplatform"
"Yeah it can compile to JS. Do we do that? No, we have webdevs for that"

[LEGOOOOOOOOOOOS]

"lets start with the test suite." Damn. Accurate af

[leonbrown]

Should have said Java is to JavaScript as car is to carpet. 🤣

[willmorris]

“I work at a corporate… Got a 410k, pension benefits… 9 to 5 is the new thing!” This guy’s characters are too good!!

[robertzeurunkl]

That revelation, _"I'm in a hamster wheel"_ right in mid-sentence. lol

[degallantdev]

I am a Java Developer and caught every single one of those references, except that one that was null, that did not passed the null check.

[jsblade]

"let s start with a test suit", yep indeed lol

[syedfaizanali]

It's the feeling when you love and hate something at the same time. I think it is what most of the devs feel for Java.

[alexanderkirilov]

If you had shown, that the whole interview was actually him waiting for java to compile, it would've been much more realistic

[Dezdichado]

This guy's sense of humor and timing is amazing. Very rare stuff these days.

[ijustsawthat]

This video is a literal execution flow of a program.
Sometimes it goes further, then backs away a little bit, then runs into exception and starts all over again because the loop is infinite.

[jonathanokorie]

"you have to catch everything it's like Baseball ⚾" 🤣🤣

[thebandwagoneffect]

This so this is what my future looks like. Sure am glad it’s safe & reliable.

[scaffus]

"Need to catch everything, it's like baseball" got me real good x)

[fabianmerki]

Java became "what cobol is to me" for the youngsters ... I'm so senior - so old ...