You run into the weird guy who got fired from your current job

[lukedanyi]

the fact he’s taking dead people’s jewelry and not selling it, but just blinging himself out is amazing.

[carla]

"shes not much of a talker" ...is she a breather at least? 🤨

[JustCallMeElliot]

In just a few sentences, he went from "yet another weirdo" to "one of the most fucked up people in the whole slappaverse".

[yaboyHamz]

you wouldnt know her, she's at a different cemetery

[PatrickHogan]

“I’m not a jeweler; I work at the cemetery.” INCREDIBLE

[cherryhazard]

You just know he got fired because he was "overly friendly" with the female staff.

[kenspiracy]

"I even met the love of my life at work"

This is the one...this is your most deplorable character.

[arthurmarcil]

I straight up smelled a wisp of alcohol when he hugged me. 😂

[myfarts]

*"She's not much of a talker."* 💀💀💀

[JosephShemelewski]

As soon as he said he met the love of his life at his work I felt a chill go up my spine

[rpfcreates]

Is he grave robbing and stealing the jewelry off the dead bodies?!

[Stalene]

“Still workin’ there, huh?” Bro like they expect everyone to quit after they get fired lmao

[BigPickles]

I could smell him when he came in for a hug.

[jeffcaudill]

I'm soo uncomfortable, great job

[lennyuniverse]

"Shes not much of a talker" 😮‍💨

[Cinnie.Stories]

Aside from the implicatons of what this character has been up to, this guy actually has the same mannerisms as the guy I know who got fired from my current job. Like eerily spot on 😂

[kamiw]

"Yeah, yeah, I dig the graves there...." Makes sense, I mean, he's got the experience from digging his own all the time.
Absolutely brilliant. 😂😂

[spockezri]

reminds me of every guy who got fired from rehab for dating patients. 10/10 would slap

[obkenobi]

"I found the love of my life at work! Not her life, though-a bit late for that."

[beththegreen]

You're so talented that you make me feel physically scared and sick