SCP-383 | Variably Useful Flu (SCP Orientation)

SCP Orientation is an archive of files of the SCP Foundation.

Today we will be studying Item number SCP-383: Variably Useful Flu, Object class: Euclid.

SCP-383 is a viral infection, first categorized as a variant of influenza that appears to only be capable of infecting human hosts. The initial symptoms of SCP-383 are similar to those of the common cold, ranging through a variety of aches and pains, sinus issues, sore throat, upset stomach, coughing and sneezing, and fatigue.

However, SCP-383 is also accompanied by extreme waves of nausea. Along with bringing up the contents of the host's stomach, SCP-383 appears to be capable of, through unknown means, producing random items. More often than not, these items are useful, individually, to the host.

Outbreaks of SCP-383 outside the SCP facility have been observed and contained.



Proceed to begin your training.


Voice Over Artist: Greg Katerman; Twitter: @DatGreyMind

Artists:
Attribution: Piotrus
Attribution: Joel Mills
Attribution: Stillwaterising

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[Mr.Cook_the_Fixer]

Yet another wonderful SCP that could be useful for the general populace to have! I'm amazed this hasn't escaped facility containment yet!

Keep up the great work! -SCP 6974

[average-neco-arc-enjoyer]

this is basicly what Rico from Madagascar has.

[blairshort]

Dr Bright is reminded of the pandemic and advised to calm down.
Dr Kondraki is not allowed anywhere near SCP-383

[Piledriver]

At least there isn't a strain that makes the items come out of the urethra

[TaHame]

Best part of my morning routine, thanks for keeping this series up like you have. Amazing work to keep them coming out at this pace

[craftyplayz]

That moment when you sick and then you throw up a container of medicine for your sickness:

[grandelite]

Hate to sneeze thumb tacks or have a case of the needle farts!

[kingifrit]

so you cough up things that would fit in your mouth....who coughed up the crowbar?

[tauceti]

I wish i can see this SCP cross tested with "vector" SCP.

[hmonsalve]

With a mutation of this virus, you could literally shit a brick 😳

[dominikdobrotic]

Me gets SCP 383
Me spits up a bottle of SCP 500
Me: "Huh? Neat!"

[FridayThethJasonX]

What a tease. "See addendum for details. Addendum awaiting declassification"

[yagamijubei]

So this SCP is Momo Yaoyozoru's quirk but in flu form?

[WhatHappenedIn-vtvq]

-5c is 25F. That's almost thawing temp and they would thaw as soon as their exposed to heat

[jacksonprince]

So, this virus essentially turns you into Rico the penguin from Madagascar?

Awesome!

[Salted_Fysh]

I would just like to express my thanks that the Thumbnails on average have been considerably more subdued lately. I can actually enjoy looking at them.

[randomnessrules]

Rico the penguin has this, and also regeneration.

[rebeccaconlon]

Currently going through a month long cold... this seems topical

[emmzchills]

Wait there is also a possibility to sneeze a nuke

[MrDavidjohn]

I have to wonder if you locked a human with 383 in a room with a killer unkillable scp would it make something that could kill it