SCP-396 | And Suddenly, Chair (SCP Orientation)

SCP Orientation is an archive of files of the SCP Foundation.

Today we will be studying Item number SCP-396: And Suddenly, Chair, Object class: Euclid.

SCP-396 is a chair constructed of plastic and steel.

At statistically random intervals, SCP-396 will displace itself and another chair somewhere on the planet Earth. Any living matter that is seated on SCP-396 or the seat it is displacing will also change places. This change is instantaneous.

It is believed SCP-396 is able to listen to nearby conversation, and transported itself to locations mentioned by its research staff. It's been seen to swap with a lounge chair on a cruise ship, an electric chair right before an execution, a toilet, and the Pope's throne, and even another SCP chair.


Proceed to begin your training.


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[MagnumForce]

When a game of musical chairs goes to the next level...

[blairshort]

Dr Bright will cease greeting SCP-396 staff in the Japanese method, calling them "Chairman."
Dr Kondraki will not use SCP-396 as a warhead delivery system.
Dr Clef will cease tormenting Area 93 financial staff, demanding their 'reseats'.
No staff will be allowed near SCP-396 while in possession of a 'whoopee cushion.'

[butchkaminsky]

That Pope gets a real power chair at last! 😃

[tdpuuhailee]

GOC: Another teleporting chair.
*WE MUST DESTROY IT!*

[Tiniuc]

It's random and possibly friendly. Chaotic good chair?

[CaptXpendable]

I was driving on the freeway this morning when my brother points out that there was a chair on the side of the road. So I said "And Suddenly, Chair!"
(Then explained it to him)

[elisibethjames]

Imagine you’re the pope and you get teleported into a super secret big-brother men in black warehouse13 type facility and you ask “how did I get here” only for the scientists to just look at you awkwardly and eventually reply “uhhhh…. Jesus?”

[FrstSpctr]

Oh, the brother/sister of the chair that GOC put into wood chipper, making that chair into hostile one. 1609...

[amoctheflock]

*Pope teleports to site*

Researcher: Jesus Christ! The chair brought the Pope!

[tribal]

I can't believe I'm jealous of a chair.

[christiangauthier]

Love how they fooled the Pope into thinking he had experienced a Mystical/Religious experience using nothing but a bit of Amnestics and the Pious Man's own gullibility! PURE GOLD!

[qumefox]

Sounds useful to me. Sit in chair, then chant where you want to go repeatedly. Has to be better than dealing with airports.

[kingifrit]

this is why we don't let the theater kids write fan fiction

[MadCalmDormant]

me when I see my home park rollercoaster mentioned!!!

[huglllshahlolalil]

This SCP should be led to the containment chamber where SCP-1609 currently resides, in the hopes SCP-396 will assist myself a "junior researcher" with the laborious process of forensic reconstruction of SCP-1609! This comment is a steadfast, proposal from myself REDACTED!

[randomnessrules]

Talk about nothing but the Titanic in the containment facility. It will teleport into the shipwreck and no one will find it.

[mo____]

e (commenting e here because 2nd upload hasn't existed yet).

[zig]

Not puttin much effort into these SCPs lately ah?