What happens when you die?

[jonforrey]

How do you answer a question without answering a question…this is how

[TheGumbyGuy]

What happens when you die?

**starts talking about food**

[soulassassing]

Neil's wife: "Babe, can you run to the store and get some milk?"
Neil: "Sure, but why do we say 'run' when we're doing errands? It's not like we're running, right? Well you see in 300 b.c-"
Wife: "Nevermind, I'll do it myself."

[killer-icpw]

he's like two different people having a conversation

[-MOCHI-_]

I hope he isn't talking at my funeral.

[sherbetdab]

Sir, this is Burger King, you're holding up the queue!...

[efisgpr]

Necrophiliac: "Why they still hot thō?" 🤔

[Daniel-vpon]

Asking Neil about life after death is like asking your pediatrist about the going price of oatmeal.

[jack]

if i die tomorrow
i'd be all right
because i believe
that after we're gone
the spirit carries on

[Whatthellamisupposedtoputhere]

I’ll just eat a cooked beef when low on health, it’ll raise my hunger and health bar, causing the energy from the beef to give a small boost of life which would help live through death, non totem of undying style.

[jeannie]

He is the last person who should be answering that question!

[Pudekz]

This is why science has limits. Science can’t answer these kind of philosophical questions. So to depend on science for all questions alone is narrow mindedness.

[legal_action]

Every time I hear Mr. Thompson he looks tense and with rage, trying to be sure that he’s sure. I hope he finds peace if he doesn’t have it. Much respect and love.

[prithvisingh]

Precisely, I wanted to know what Happens to a person's consciousness after he dies.

[harleydad]

I spend eternity with GOD because I accepted the free gift of salvation thru Yeshua.

[keshavtulsyan]

When you take science to seriously ! Bro actually answered the literate meaning of the question 😂

[angeloguzman]

The old head on the block when you ask him how life’s going

[Jasho-Beam]

Hebrews 9:27-28
And as it is appointed unto men once to die, but after this the judgment:
So Christ was once offered to bear the sins of many; and unto them that look for him shall he appear the second time without sin unto salvation.

[rdDimensionVU]

That's what happens to your body when you die, or get a haircut, or lose a finger. I think people are more concerned with what happens to their awareness.

[Bminutes]

What happens when you die?

Neil deGrasse Tyson: Your body reaches room temperature.

*You know damn well that wasn’t what I was asking.*