I Hate Baseball

I Hate Baseball #baseball #lawyer #personalinjury #attorney

[Vileynye]

Here's a baseball fact for you: If we assume all balls and strikes remain the same; if Barry Bonds never swung his bat he would still be the most successful batter of all time.

[boofgall]

"it's too long, it's boring, there's no action". bro is a LAWYER

[SirHaveNoName]

Since you're in Atlanta i can see why you hate baseball. The Braves have crushed my hopes and dreams for decades.

[kilgoretrout]

Baseball is like the game version of being a lawyer. It's not the action, it's everything else

[thesnack]

ricky henderson one time hung up a check instead of cashing it in,
also when he was on the mets he told olerude he used to play with someone on the blue jays who wore a helmet in the field, it was olerude he was talking about

[donh]

Baseball is the perfect social spectator game. Talk, eat, drink & socialize because you know exactly when to pay attention to the game.

[relser]

I used to feel the same way until I started following my college alma mater’s team. Sure it helps we are good season to season, but genuinely being invested and falling in love with the game through YOUR team and living and dying by that team, going down rabbit holes and wanting to learn even more in order to better follow what’s going on? THAT. Is when baseball becomes a fun and enjoyable sport.

[WhiteCollarCrimeDNB]

You take away Barry Bond's bat and he still ends up on base more than most players that have ever played the game.

[Icy-Cakes]

"I'm watching for the stories." Yeah, me too....

[markjerue]

Start quoting Yogi Berra. He is full of AMAZING quotes, despite his affiliation with baseball.

"Nobody goes there anymore - its too crowded" is attributed to him, among other quotes.

[Vates]

Baseball is like a symphony. Relax, take it in, appreciate the athleticism on the field. Above all: Relax

[redjoker]

You can thank Jose Canseco for bursting the bubble regarding how magical baseball used to be. We used to think they were wizards and gods, but it turned out they were all juicing

[defeatstatistics]

baseball fact: deion sanders is the only player to record a stolen base and a sack fumble in the same stadium, in the same WEEK.

[RabbleRouser]

All you have to do to develop a passion for a sport is bet insane amount of money on it regularly

You'll be a fan in no time

[ahseaton]

Baseball is 20 minutes of action crammed into 4 hours.
Could be worse, could be Cricket, which crams it into 5 days!

[joekuvorkian]

That's why I like pro wrestling. There's (usually) always a cool storyline

[ijustwanttoordermacaroons]

If all teams played like the Savannah Bananas, the stadiums would all be sold out.

[Azeria]

of course it’s stupid, that’s why we love it

[TheRockinDonkey]

I know exactly how you feel. I hate all sports. I find them all boring and pointless, the same way some people find video games boring and pointless.

[TheOmegaRiddler]

I'm from the UK. I tried to watch an NFL on TV once as I was channel flipping late night TV. I watched for 5 minutes. The ball had not moved and more ads had played than an episode of Eastenders.