Which Zelda TotK Stable Would Get 5 Stars on Yelp?

The stables in Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom serve as fantastic pit stops in Hyrule. But even though Link isn’t picky, that doesn’t mean other Hylians don’t deserve to know where the best and worst places to stay are. Gloria Swanbottom rates each stable in ToTK to see which lives up to the hype, and writes some pretty scathing reviews in the process 🥵 Please direct all letters to her and not Anna, who is perfectly innocent.

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Chapters:
00:00 - Intro
00:29 - Gloria Swanbottom
01:24 - Snowfield Stable
02:47 - Rito Stable
03:03 - South Akkala Stable
04:09 - East Akkala Stable
05:36 - Outskirt Stable
07:47 - New Serenne Stable
08:52 - Dueling Peaks Stable
09:56 - Tabitha Bridge Stable
11:12 - Wetland Stable
12:33 - Highland Stable
14:00 - Riverside Stable
14:55 - Lakeside Stable
16:30 - Gerudo Canyon Stable
16:53 - Foothill Stable
17:41 - Woodland Stable
20:12 - Outro

[goombanna]

I think I'm getting better at the recorder :)

[needee]

Wait, she can see Koroks? Does that mean Glora Swanbottom is pure of heart???

[MagElf]

Gloria’s reviews were very helpful, but I feel she would enjoy the stables more if she got off her high horse.

[crumpchump]

Madame Swanbottom is going around basically topless, respect to Hyrule for being chill with that

[archivist_]

You know I never noticed just how many of the Stables talk about and advertise the same things before. Thank you to Gloria for pointing it out!

[jacobthompson]

This was absolutely a delight to watch through. I laughed out loud at the "So I took care of the giant monsters. What? Like it's hard?" Chef's kiss. Great video!

[Silver_Sonic_]

I find it hilarious how our protagonist thinks children are like vermin.
Like, I have the same thoughts, girl.

[ThePonderer]

I dunno how you think to do these, but never stop.

[CZsWorld]

This is such a fun idea. Reminds me of Monster Maze's Life of a Bokoblin documentary.

Although I do think a stable in a bad weather area should be a plus, because they're providing shelter against the bad weather.

Also was that a William Murderface reference at 19:02??

[invisableumbrella]

I simply cannot trust Gloria Swanbottom’s reviews completely, as her poor opinion of the Stable Heroes reveals a disappointing lack of complex musical theory knowledge, and a severe inability to sympathize with the demographic of common travelers. However, her style lacks for nothing, and I would be delighted to share a crepe with her alongside that fashionable explorer. A useful review for any savvy Hyrulean, even if completely ignorant of good music.

(The voice was. Hard to get through. But props for committing to the bit and for a fun video idea :3)

[inevitablemeeting]

we LOVE Gloria! Please give her more showtime space!!!

[mysticdigital]

Really enjoyed this video! The voice was super fun with the in-character/in-world style review. It's super creative and an interesting way to highlight all the stable and their recipes/different quirks. Keep doing what you're doing!

[DarkPsychoMessiah]

Babe wake up, Goombanna uploaded a new video.

[ferriwheel_meow]

This is the best genre of Zelda content

[ReyMarMusic]

I hope to see more from critic Swanbottom, I really enjoyed the yelp reviews! She has good taste and is consistent. Wetlands Stable has my favorite recorder performance, had me dying lol the edit with The Menu was hilarious too.

[dekucake]

Ok, these are good reviews Gloria, but the immediate Snowquill armor slander is not appreciated, thank you very much

[themaplesamurai]

Miss Swanbottom has some awfully inflexible standards for someone reviewing the medieval equivalent of truck stops.

[leonelcorado]

This is a fun video, I know you did a vid similar to this in the past but I dig the idea of rating places in video games. Thanks for all the research and work you do AV! I liked the sitting down to watch the band and immediately leaving lol.

[meadow-mq]

Meat and rice bowl is actually a recipe that was liked and shared by the princess. And if you use higher quality meat, it can actually be a gourmet meal. That said, though, awesome video 🎉

[mettatonex]

I didn't realize Jessie from Team Rocket was in the business of reviewing.