This minecraft base is not good actually

Why are we still making "Most Secure Minecraft Base" videos in 2023
*checks view count*
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Huge credit to @avatardotpng for making 90% of this base, with help from Maximumg9, Chessjames, Dwinkley, Calamitas, Wato, and me.

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[zelculothesquid]

Obviously the trick is to build a giant intimidating looking base and then bury all your valuables in a hole vaguely near it.

[aleph_zero]

This is like watching a kid's sandcastle being obliterated by 3kg of high explosive while the detonator is roasting the kid LMAO

[ThePuddingStone]

The fact they took the time to setup lightning spamming tridents but not the time to bring one elder guardian to the center of the base is hilarious to me

[Mrqwerty]

I saw a more impressive build on 2b2t meant to keep players trapped. It was a cubic maze of complete obsidian, surrounded by water to prevent withers from griefing it, and had ocean monument mobs inside to give you mining fatigue. That held people in for maybe about twenty minutes or so. Pretty good

[historicdude]

There is one thing all these youtubers should know:

"The only safe house in Minecraft is a hidden one!"
-Mumbo Jumbo

[superduper]

Honestly not fair to assume that the builder would account for the fact that the invader would have their monitor on

[Mari_Kross]

The way he sticked himself to a ceiling with a cobweb is some serious Mission Impossible shit

[cleanerdoesntgaming]

*drops phone*
“please don’t be cracked”
the phone:

[nosleepgaming]

we all know the safest base is a dirt hurt with a "pls no stealing" sign outside of it

[Drekromancer]

This is so satisfying to me. It's like watching a skilled swordsman declare that he'll beat his next opponent one-handed - and after that, he'll beat them with both hands tied behind his back. It goes on and on until, in the final round, you see a limbless, blindfolded, earplugged swordsman effortlessly parrying his opponent and winning the match using a rapier held in his mouth.

[Wunba]

Oh boy… this sounds like a challenge to make truly the safest base that accounts for all of these… 🤔

[Billy_plays]

“The villains base isn’t that noticeable!”
The villains base:

[mesterg]

whenever i see stuff about the "safest base" i always think "is it hidden? If not then its not safe"

[dragonashly]

bro HUMILIATED the base in every way possible💀

[Artrysa]

Let's face it, the most secure base has always been a layered, obsidian box. It's not very exciting but bloody hell does it work.

[osteohiveporosis]

It was actually designed for having slowness II, Blindness, and Nausea 256. You couldn't possibly beat it like that

[coolxplayer]

Okay I thought this would be a lame video about him just criticising the build but it was honestly funny watching him infiltrate the castle

[ThatOnecat-mq]

Guy went through like 15 scenarios to prove a point, mad respect

[RedBrick]

Glad someone talked about this. I was sobbing to myself the entire building segment because of all of these. He didn't even bother to put in more then one elder guardian.

[redpacific]

Basically when your base is found... you have to make another base