Bad Dad Jokes 2

The long awaited wait for last year's Bad Dad Jokes sequel is over! Happy Father's Day!

[NerveEnd]

That Sean Connery joke is legendary and perfectly delivered.

[mattjz]

"What did the vegetarian say to the doctor"
"I don't know"
"I feel good-"
*Other guy starts laughing already*

[triniteeh]

I don’t know what’s funnier the jokes or the guy laughing in the background😹

[sittingbush]

When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent

[jdatboi]

This should be a professional sport if it isn’t already.

[mikipl]

Why can't you fart inside an Apple store



Because it doesn't have Windows

[dita_nan]

Im sorry to my future kids, you have to hear this jokes when you are grow up later..

[janetcharlish]

I don’t usually tell dad jokes...





But when I do, he usually laughs

[agenttoukan]

What do you call a Mexican guy who lost his car?






*Carlos*

[ZakyAA]

"He Mist"

OMG I'm dying 😂

[rozzofficial]

Knock knock..
Whos there?
Ache
Ache-who
Bless you

[midoriyee]

"What did the vegeterian say to the doctor?"
"I don't know"
"I feel good-"
*Instant laughter*

[nicogibbs]

Want to hear a construction joke?




I'm still working on it

[fallingbed]

After 20 seconds The toilet paper joke finally hit me and I couldn’t stop giggling for 5 minutes 🤦🏻

[salimhussain]

What did the grape say after it was stepped on?





Nothing. It just let out a little wine

[oo-rokpareng]

That Man Laughing in the background Actually Made Me laugh

[ultimateblisss]

Did you hear about the kidnapping?



Don't worry, he woke up.

**Jin windshield wiper laugh**

[kerpiilol]

knock knock

who's there?

dishes

dishes who?

dishes a very bad jokes

[renenk]

The sean connery joke was truly superior.

And here's my dad joke one liner:

"If a python grew legs and started running, would that make it a marathon?"

[sotsu]

All of them are the most Dad looking men I’ve ever seen