Worst DAD JOKES of all time 💀 sound via @thelloydandmattshow

Battle Royale Jokes

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[RoyScorpi]

Worst dad jokes of all time ❌
Best dad jokes of all time ✅

[frostbyte]

Whats green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?
A pool table
Nah its another tree

[RandomAviationEnjoyer]

“The worst dad jokes”
*points at me* 💀😂😭

[mobile-jzx]

“What’s the hardest part about being a vegan”
Being a good person lol
Whole lotta mid in this reply section

[agis_...]

I wondered why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.

[christiangonzales]

I Thought the first Joke was supposed to be
"Were gonna have a 4 Week vacation in the Pacific ocean"💀💀💀

[HolIyleaf]

“Wherever You Land The Dart Is Where Were Going On Holiday”

*Hits North Korea*

[NKD_VR]

"herd of sheep?" "yeah" (realizes) "i didn't get that!!" 😂😂😂

[feargamer]

”knock knock”
”Whos’e There?”
”who”
”Who who”
💀💀💀

[OliverNunez-hejx]

“Where’d the dart go?”
“Probably the backrooms”

[the_deino]

"Komodo" god it was funnier than the real joke🤣🤣🤣

[YourMum]

ALL JOKES EXPLAINED:

1. She missed, the dart went behind the fridge, he said theyll go on holiday where it lands, so they're gonna go on holiday behind the fridge.

2. Roof is 4 letters, R is 1/4 letters and 1/4 is the same as 25% without R, its oof.

3. Vegans always tell everyone that theyre vegan (most of them), and make it their whole personality (vegan teacher is a good example) so hes saying thats the hardest part.

4. A group of sheep is called a herd.

5. I dont thimk i need to explain

I thought you were going to visit me in north korea 💀

[OldRhino]

Why is there a pool table in the tree?

Well, it's my pool table and I can put it where I want to.

[Torie.pachelli]

The hardest part of being a vegan not starting beef

[K_Katayama]

I got one “I lost my bar of soap yesterday. It was a sudden disappearance 😂

[Millie-]

It’s currently 4:16am and zero of my brain cells have gotten back from lunch break yet💅🏽💅🏽

[delite]

"Whats green, fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of a tree?"
My dumb ass: Mike Wazowski

[Denki_twin_sister]

Why did the toilet paper cross the road?:It had to wipe the assfault

[spookyfox]

In Australia there are these animals called drop bears and they eat human flesh but it’s not like their entire diet their carnivores and they look exactly like koalas and they match the description of the last one perfectly