CORPORATE CRINGE - '3 TIPS' TO BECOME A CEO | FROM A CEO #passion

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[DarkbutNotsinister]

I’m going to work for Josh. I don’t care what his company does, as long as the mission statement is “We are NOT family”

[reidypeidy]

3 tips to become a CEO:
1. Start your own company
2. Be related to the current retiring CEO
3. Be a C-level executive at a different company

Out of every company I've worked for, these are the three way the CEOs got the job for those companies. None of them worked their way to the top.

[nikolaicholakov]

"The homie is over employed at the same company 😂"

[adequatequality]

The trifecta of a dead end soulless organization: “family”, “culture”, and “fun”.

[llpolluxll]

"Everyone has dreams of being a CEO"

This tells me all I need to know about who wrote it

[TaxingIsThieving]

1. Already have money
2. Make more money with the money you've already got
3. Be ruthless and exploit working class people then claim you did it all yourself

[PepeToTheMooon]

Anytime I hear that “culture and family” thing, I just laugh.

Lemme know how that works when an executive needs their bonus for a new yacht and you’re laidoff

[CallousCoder]

1) Don't be good at anything
2) Don't give a hoot about the service or product you sell
3) Just focus on the short term because after 4 years you need to have cashed in, before someone else is pushed forwards
Oh and most important call your people "family"! If I hear an organisation say: "we are like family, I am already skipping them!" In Dutch we have a saying: "Vrienden kies je, familie krijg je." Which translates to: "You choose your friends, you family you just get". In other words your family can be c u n t s and you can't change them unlike your friends. So sod your "family".

[danielcrafter]

"Jump in head first when a difficult task comes up"

As an accountant - er, no. If you find a task difficult, you should have help - otherwise what you do might not only be wrong - BUT ALSO ILLEGAL

Companies also use this "attitude" to give employees tasks they're not qualified to do, so they get higher-level work for less pay

[legatelanius]

"People don't want to work anymore". Translates to the cat is out of the bag and employees in Latin America don't want to work 12 hour days for $1 a day anymore and want a living wage.

[Ahthelphi]

How to become a CEO:
Pay $300 to the government to create an LLC.
Congratulations you’re now a a CEO

[zakikhan]

Passion is the boss's way to get employees to do extra tasks for free

[klauseba]

"Just be passionate" is the equivalent of saying "just pray".

[tubalcain]

I’m 65, and I work a full-time day job and a part-time side job, and will have to do this until I can’t (hopefully, end the clown show for good by age 70). This podcast dredges up some unpleasant memories from my younger days.
I once had the owner of a metal fabrication/weld shop I interviewed at tell me after I asked about the culture “we’re just one big happy family” 😂. Ghosted (before that was a buzzword).
Another time I had an interview at a (now defunct) steel service center. After spending over an hour showcasing my skills and experience the GM asked me “why should I hire you”? My reply was “what I’ve been telling you for the last hour”. Ended up I had to run through a revised 20 minute nickel tour of my qualifications a second time for the guy. When it came time for Q&A I asked “why would I want to come to work here” (sweet for sweet Mr. employer). His reply “we have monthly cookouts for our employees”. Seriously?? Again, ghosted (before that was a buzzword).
My late father was a machinist and an old WWII guy. He used to say “you can’t fix stupid”.

[systemmax]

We recently had to perform mandatory overtime at work last week. I was asked when I wanted to be scheduled. I told the boss-man whichever mandatory overtime shift he was scheduled to work.

[DotNetDemon]

I’ve worked at plenty of companies that said “every door is open to you.” Every single one of those doors had a big EXIT sign above it.

And I cannot stand meetings where you are required to have your camera on. Fuck that noise.

[ParsletPage]

"We are like family." I had a manager that said to me during an interview. She was one of the most unpleasing people that I worked with. I left that job 1.2 years later. From what I was told, she has gotten worse. It was too bad: I really liked that job and my co-workers.

[zuzumontague]

“We are all equal!!” here’s what they don’t tell you… Some are more equal than others.

[wylser]

2:21 "People don't want to work anymore" .... Ffs, this BS has been spread by unscrupulous employers since times immemorial. People want to work, they just don't want to work for an exploitable wage.

[FiZ]

Good god, anytime a company claims to be 'like family', they're about to teach you just how *abusive* families can be. 😬

Oh, and I just _love_ when a company asks their employees to write sock-puppet reviews on Glassdoor. My last place did that because "we need better reviews to not scare-away new developers."

To which, the devs said "then you need to treat your devs better."