Top 10 Rally Cars In GTA Online

Today I show off 10 great rally cars in GTA Online!

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HEY BOYS (gamers) (gaming) it is me HARMNONE (harmnone) here to play gta5 (gta 5) (gta online) I recently purchased an iPhone 13 from (mrbossftw) (he was illegally selling them :D) as I walked down MAIN STREET towards MADISON SQUARE GARDEN I stumbled across LEBRON JAMES (wow, incredible) he was in the middle of getting DUNKED ON by MICHAEL JORDAN (MJ) because even at 780 years old MICHAEL JORDAN is still a much better player than Bron (it's true) as I walked I saw a billboard featuring EST GEE & 42 DUGG (two of the greatest rappers alive) advertising their new ALBUM "LAST ONES LEFT" (they are the last ones left) on top of that I also walked past LIL BABY (the goat). As I continued I stumbled upon JOE BIDEN (wtf) (he was taking money from mrbossftw to be let off of his prison sentence) (he was convicted of being one of the worst YouTuber's in history) after I witnessed this (which I totally didn't obviously) (pls joe don't have my family wiped). Finally I reached my final destination, JFK INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT where I then witnessed TGG (the gaming gorilla, ((famous gta 5 YouTuber)) being detained by the TSA for suspicion of international piracy on the high seas (wow). Naturally this was alarming as I didn't believe that he was a pirate (innocent until proven guilty) I then boarded my plane and flew into EUROPE (but definitely not near UKRAINE or RUSSIA ((I DONT WANT TO GO THERE RIGHT NOW)) finally the plane landed in Somalia, where I then dismounted the plane (yes) and got into a white Toyota Hilux pickup truck (with a mounted DShK machine gun in the bed((a bit odd)) I then went to a remote village on the eastern side of the BEAUTIFUL NATION. In said village I was instructed to enter a hut made of scrap corrugated metal fence and blue tarps. Inside of the hut I found something I never expected to see. Tylarious, Broughy1322, Digital Car Addict, Saintsfan, Nitrix Warlord, TGG and... MRBOSSFTW... all sitting around a small table made of thatch and tires (wtf is going on omg) they then sat me down and handcuffed me to the small 3 legged white plastic chair (oh no)

Naturally this was a very alarming situation to be apart of, but I wasn't going to let it get the best of me. Next thing I know, DONALD (redacted monetization and legal reasoning) AND KANYE (yez) WEST enter the hut through the back piece of tarp.

MrBossFTW comes over to me while the others watch in disarray, he gets close to me and whispers in my ear "you wanna know how I got this hut?"

I replied "no not really"

He said "I've made over 7,000 clickbait videos, extended just past the 8 minutes mark, for extra ad revenue. Now that my views are dwindling and the next era of GTA YouTubers are being ushered in, I've felt it was time to take the reigns back into my hands"

Feeling very confused and like I was having a fever dream, just when I thought things couldn't get any stranger...

WHISTLINDIESEL RUNS THROUGH THE WALL OF CORRUGATED FENCE AND TARPS IN HIS BRAND NEW LAMBORGHINI HURACAN THAT HE recently purchased from TJ HUNT (what is going on ((I am truly alarmed)) hitting and dismembering the worst GTA 5 youtuber of all time.

Moments later we all gather ourselves and meet around what's left of the table (there is not much)

Former US President Donald (redacted for legal and monetization reasons) reaches his hand out to me and assures me that nothing like this will ever happen again (wow) and that MrBossFTW has been a wanted criminal on the CIA's MOST WANTED LIST for 10 YEARS (!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

I receive the CONGRESSIONAL MEDAL OF HONOUR for my antics (not sure what I did but ok hehe) (medal of honor go brrrrrrrrr) I then ride back to the airport with the unspoken president and we depart back to NORTH AMERICA (epic)

Thank you DOnALD :)

If you made it this far Idk why you read all of that but I certainly hope you enjoyed it.

Oh and KIM KARDASHIAN & SKETE (pete) PETE DAVIDSON (peter davidson) are goofs

[moritzrossbroich]

It's a shame there isn't more rally cars and some better areas in the map for rally-driving. I absolutely love rally and would love for it to be better represented in gta...

[ianbwibo]

Really appreciate it that you made a video dedicated to rally cars. Personally think that rally in GTA is very rare to be talked about and would love to see a part 2. Awesome video

[viktorvaughndoomthevillain]

Tropos Rallye and Comet Safari are 2 of my top 10 favorite cars performance wise. I can dodge mk2 missiles with the Comet Safari and took out a Scramjet too. You can also equip machine guns on it in the MOC/ Avenger that are just a little weaker than the Toreador guns but they can set cars on fire which is dope.

[andrewmastandrea]

I wish Rockstar would've made a rally category for cars in GTA online. If the cars from the Los Santos Tuners update can have their own "tuners" category with their own tuners races, why couldn't Rockstar carry that on to all the rally based vehicles in game. Rockstar just pisses me off sometimes with the way they categorize some cars in GTA.

[GLTCH-jkwh]

I was thinking about getting the flash gt as its on sale this week so you helped me a lot thnx fr this banger

[asterodon]

I bought the comet safari when it was 50% and haven't regretted it at all. It's super fun to drive and has quickly become my favorite off road vehicle

[Chunksacado]

HarmNone quickly becoming my favorite GTAO YouTuber.

[papichulochad]

The Flash GT and Issi Sport are probably my favorite to drive, I remember the Flash GT being the king of rally style races and until the Issi Sport took over

[NormadYT]

Climbed up chilliad accidentally with the comet safari just testing it out bc it climbed the hills to chilliad east and I got to the peak in like 2 minutes so it’s defo top tier

[itzraiders]

That’s a good list. Honestly it’s between the Omnis and the Kuruma that are my favorite rally cars. 🔥

[FormulaZR]

Great list. Sounds like you're feeling better as well. I would say honorable mention to Retinue and Retinue Mk2 in GTAO as both the Escort Mk1 and Mk2 have storied histories as rally cars.

[y_ffordd]

I dont remember the RS200, that was a group B car (abolished in 86), must have been bigger in North America. Though I do remember the legendary Audi Quattro, but that was a famous production car too. I remember the Celica, Impreza, Evo, those were the awesome rally cars of their time. There are so many interesting cars in GTA with their real life counterparts telling a great story, we need a Lancia Delta in the game though.

[billybillson]

HSW Issa rally should easily be No1..🔥

[Rescryption]

Nice to see racing orientated channels. For the longest time I just did races instead of moving onto heists for money, just so much fun.

[noahbachman]

I absolutely love the GB200 for streetracing as well as offroad tracks

[Pa_xis]

Love the bloons tower defense music in the background lmao

[curtiswarden]

Been loving the Calico, braking over bumps and handbrake taps before corners help a lot with the under steer/ ground clearance.

[puddleschemes]

Top tier list💪💪💪

Nowadays Amateur dirt guys are primarily running FF cars. Fiesta, Yaris and even Honda platforms. Cheap, reliable, and more grip than FR

[TheDmc]

I really like your top 10 reviews of vehicles. Have you done a motorcycle one? If not that would be awesome.

[MMBoogieman]

Off road during a typical Blaine County monsoon is a nightmare…unless you have a Comet Safari. The car is unreal!