New-Joey Trombone song 'Don't Eat The Tide Pod'

Don’t eat the Tide Pod
It will make you sick
Don’t ever try it
Not even a small lick
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Tide is made for cleaning
Would you drink a glass of bleach?
Or put it in your cola while you’re lying on the beach?
There are so many delicious things out there to eat
Why don’t you try one of these other tasty treats?
Pizza
Burger
Taco
Pasta
Fingers of a chicken
All these better things to eat you don’t know what you’re missing
Ham
Shrimp
Rib tips
All taste much better
But you won’t ever put any of those things in your bod
If you’re lying dead because you ate a Tide Pod
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